Did the woman provide written consent for the man to ejaculate in the first place?

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

Fruitcake is one of those mind boggling things that I enjoy now as an Old.

The best part was that when my mom came to get me after I got fired (I was 16 — I couldn't drive myself yet!) she wanted to stop by the mall on the way home. There was a fancy new store that sold tapes and CDs (! — hey, this was 1986!) opening up, and they were setting up the store. In a fit of bravado I asked if they…

They should've hired Chuck Testa!

Even at 13, my version of "running away from home" was "going to the park for a few hours and telling myself what a rebel I was."

Isn't it illegal to transport a minor across state lines without parent/guardian permission? Does that vary from state to state? Just something to wonder about while deciding which convent to send her to until her 18th birthday.

My rule of thumb is the person who the pet is most attached to gets to keep the pet. Btw it SUCKS and I have been there, and no, I did not get to keep said pet. I went through a divorce in my mid 20's (PS, guys don't get married young!) and decided it made sense for my ex to keep our beautiful, friendly, snuggly cat…

I think the most telling part of this study is that a lot of men, and not a small amount of women, will often engage in life threatening activities that have little or no measurable payoff. For instance, if you decide to climb Everest, well, good for you I guess, but if you die in the process, well, I'm not gonna get…

I got it when I was 23 and had never (and still haven't) been pregnant, so I was worried that my doctor would not want to give me one because there are all sorts of horror stories about young women being told no. But my doctor was like "yes! We need to encourage more young women to go on non-daily birthday control…

My Mirena was the best gift I've ever gotten myself. No periods from Day 1, no pain, no babies.

I guess for Uber to do some sort of screening, training, or taking responsibility so that incidents like this do not occur.

Lottery winners are twice as likely to go bankrupt within five years of winning the lotto, and many end up worse off than they were before. Let us not assume that karma is done fucking with this scumbag.

Winning the lottery + being in florida means this will almost certainly end badly. I vote for "slamming jet ski into motorhome" as the most probable future cause of death.

Sometimes my dad watches Fox News and the segments about PP get him all in a tizzy over abortion factories and human life. Then I kindly remind him that PP and his Visa card are the reasons I didn't have to drop out of college that one time. He shuts the hell up right quick.

Teaching kids about "social justice" takes all of the fun out of fag bashing. If you start teaching kids that gay people and gender non-conforming people are people, then they'll start asking questions about why they don't have the same rights as other people. And then they'll stop laughing at daddy's high pitched…

In the late Pleistocene, when I was a freshman in high school (all girls, Catholic), our sex ed was a year long program taught by a retired Army nurse who would answer ANY question about ANYTHING. She had seen it all, hon, and she wasn't embarrassed or ashamed of the good old human body and its various functions and…

Does that mean we can censor the outdated and offensive stereotypes about women paraded through Rudolph? I watched it last year with my younger cousins and Santa/Rudolph's dad are misogynistic dickpickles. Fuck all of that noise, Clarisse. YOU DO YOU, GIRL.

My aunt procured one of Le Petit Mort's first items (if not the first) - a coonskin cap. This is the same aunt that, on Easter, salvaged a turkey hit by a car in front of my mother's house just after Easter dinner. Here is an excerpt from the email she sent me later that week (real names have been replaced by their…