Better project idea: go to Australia for five weeks, but post pictures to make people think you're in SE Asia. That way you actually get a vacation out of it, not five weeks wasted at home.

Confession to my Facebook and Instagram followers: I've never actually eaten food.

His indolence is redolent of a privileged life that has never included any genuinely hard work.

Infusions are fine. Cucumber/Thai basil makes a killer martini. It's the artificially sweetened and flavored crap vodkas that are the problem.

I always find it interesting that the accent is "Southern" and not Cajun, low country, Georgia mountain, Texas, whatever. Southern accents are not uniform - not even within the same state. I'm a non native Southerner, but even I'm prone to start dropping my Gs when I've had too much bourbon. BROWN WATER, Y'ALL!

And I feel like it would get colder faster in the middle of the room. Without adequate wine availability, I would not cope well.

Well that's just a whole bunch of sad right there. Sad because she thinks it's a ratings ploy, sad that she defends her husband, sad that it reminds me that even after everything that went down she made that man her husband, sad that it took the second video for this punishment to come down when the first was horrific…

Thanks, Dodai! I mean, her name is funny as hell, don't get me wrong, but I don't want creepers showing up at her house looking for a late breakfast.

She probably lives at 123 Street Road Terrace, Miami Florida

I like it when guys brag about how much money they make, because it let's me know to stay the fuck away from them.

Wow, that is mind blowing.

They're really playing up the "violation of privacy as sexy" angle. I don't see this as a "too soon" issue, it's just pure rape culture and would be gross no matter how long the company had waited.

Ugh, the other day some guy came up to me while I was waiting for the light to cross the street (AT A HOSPITAL) and touched my arm and got in my face to say hi in a super creepy way. I jumped about a foot in the air, but then forgot about it. When I was talking to my boyfriend later, I brushed it off like, "Oh,…

God that's good. Reading your response feels like when you're super fucking hungry and then you eat something delicious and then you feel your blood sugar go up, only it's the blood sugar of feminist fury. I need a cigarette after reading that, and I don't even smoke.

I'm just so very glad that we are talking about this problem. That we are being vocal about how it's not right and that we should not have to put up with it.
I was walking home yesterday from the market and some asshole did the "You'd look prettier with a smile" thing to me and I told him he'd be prettier if he just…

Fuck Texas; fuck anti-choicers; fuck "prayer" being part of a police investigation; fuck abstinence-centered sex education; and fuck leaving women in crisis (or, in this case, children in crisis!) with no viable options, letting them suffer alone, and then treating them like criminals for doing what they have to do.

"I have to wonder if those parenting classes cover how to obtain childcare if you are living in poverty"

Yeah, there are a LOT of folks who seem to think that "free speech" means that you are legally obligated to say every foolish thing that comes into your stupid skull.

I understand why Obama is indecisive. He's stuck between a rock and a hard place. Fighting ISIS effectively one needs to further arm the Kurds - who obviously have their own territorial ambitions and want to break away from Iraq altogether. This would undoubtedly distabalize neighboring Turkey with their own Kurdish…

You know, I've always wondered what was so bad about Autism, and what made it worse than a potentially dehabilitating disease like Polio. If people think their child dying or having a horrible livelihood is better than getting Autism, then that is some fucked up shit.