How about if she is the vicinity of a salad? Where do we draw the line?

We have a guy (i.e. plastic surgeon) here in Philadelphia whose billboard used to say "Pick your nose" :-)

Making babies look creepy is not hard at all. Proof: any talking baby commercial.

The law doesn't suit me though. Private land being rented at profit solely to bombard me with propagandist messages as I try to go about my day doesn't "suit me." I've traveled to Vermont repeatedly over the past few years, and one of the biggest aesthetic differences which is immediately apparent is that billboards…

She is beautiful. Humanity, unfortunately, is not.

No surprise there... it has everything that people love about movies:

I misread the title as MEN ARMED WITH SOILED BABY. For me that would be a deterrent, right there.

Fat shaming? Gross. Offensive. Totally in poor taste, unhelpful, publicity stunt.

I am sick and tired of people treating animals as if they were humans. - I am not looking to get into a great battle with all of you gawker/jezzie cat fanatics... To each their own..... I'm just saying...

Being vegetarian has nothing to do with you size, and a vegetarian diet is not necessarily healthier than a non-vegetarian by virtue of the lack of meat. You can be a healthy meat-eater, and you can be an obese vegetarian (and of course vice versa).

This is great. This is a decision I had to confront when at 13 weeks some test results indicated my baby had a high risk of having a chromosomal abnormality (risk factor went from 1 in 6,000 to 1 in 13). Further tests revealed that my daughter was fine but for about 2 weeks I was forced to contemplate terminating my…

"I don't believe I would equate this particular example with late term abortion. Abortion is something a woman does with an unwanted fetus."

I live in rural Michigan so it's not uncommon to see huge farm equipment driving down the road all over the place. Several years ago, I came up behind a combine who was going even slower than normal. The driver had moved as far to the side of the road as possible but I was wondering why he was going SO slow. I moved…

Ok, if it's a regular 2 lane street or neighborhood street, it MAYBE ok to stop and get out of your car to help some ducks. But if it's a highway, freeway, 4 or more lane road, or any road that has a median, please don't endanger yourself or others helping ducks. It's not worth getting hurt/killed and/or getting…

If I were a man and some woman piped up with "I'm not a feminist..." I would look her in the eye and say "Excuse me. MEN are talking here" and then ignore her for the rest of the evening.

I think this is the only time I've had penis envy.

My guess is that the younger a woman is, the more likely she is being judged harshly for her appearance or treated as if her appearance is the only thing she has to offer the world. At 20, most of us have no career, no property, no husband, no children, no published work, no nothin' except maybe some outstanding…

Ummm can you say no imagination? Who wants a cookie-cutter hooha? Vaginas are supposed to be like snowflakes. Mine has a tattoo that says "Misandry" in gothic font. I shave off enough to make the tattoo visible and grow a full bush around it, which I dye festive colors for the holidays. Oh yeah, and I gauged the hell…

If hypothetical grandchildren HAVE to take selfies with my cadaver, I insist that they do it while recreating scenes from "Weekend At Bernie's." In fact, I'll be insistent about having that in my will.

Someone who wants to be a plaintiff.

"Ms. McBride could have thought she was breaking into her marijuana supplier's house" when she was shot on the porch, the defense attorney claimed during pre-trial.