That clown story was wonderful! I laughed out loud at Starbucks and now the slack jawed yokels are looking at me like I am crazy. But it is worth it. Clowns.

1) I have never had Palestinian food. I've had a fair bit of Lebanese food, and it's amazing. I'm guessing that the two probably share some common ground, though I'd love to find out either way first hand.

This entire story is basically the exemplar of the problems I have with the Jewish culture into which I was born. This isn't about Conflict Kitchen's cuisine choice presenting a "one-sided discussion towards the Middle East." It's about the desperate need among certain parts of the American Jewish community to do…

She sure took the douche turn after marrying Mr. Collins.

Let's not drag the beautiful majesty of bedazzled denim and gold bathroom fixtures into this.

And I'm tired of rich people (minority) running this country too.

is it too early to start a drinking game for the "why not adopt" comments? I do have a mug of coffee handy....

Stuck in a terrible, loveless marriage. Joined Adult Friend Finder on my birthday. Four days later, I'm tied to a hotel bed and have seven (not a typo) orgasms in less than three hours after literally NONE in years. And we've had two more equally satisfying sessions since. Do I win? ;)

The amount of bad music I have had to pretend to like to sleep with cute boys can never be underestimated.

What if an interracial couple got white sperm? And had a white child when they expected mix?

Why is it "gross" to sue over a mistake like this? It's absolutely about race, and it's absolutely okay.

It's blatant medical malpractice because the company switched up the sperm vials. Do you really not want the company held accountable because they fucked up at their job?

I think it's sue-worthy without the race issue involved. You can't run a business like a sperm bank and go mixing vials up. Fuck them! How hard is it to match a vial sticker with a number and place it with the right people? Give me a break.

Or..."Fine. Could THE NIGHT please take out the goddamn trash?"

Batman's wife: Take out the garbage please.

I'm generally a fan of dark humor, but there are times when it's just in poor taste. This guy is such an easy target for mockery and most of the jokes are so obvious — why make them when he's clearly in pain?

I'm almost certain I've heard people who make rape jokes use that exact same logic.

Nah, you were being an ass.

THIS.

And the thing is, if I go to a restaurant, eat something bad, and don't return it or they make a problem of getting me something else, I won't be going back. The few restaurants that I've sent something back and they wanted to get me something I liked, I've been back there tons of times. So it's really in their best…