I have just realized that I am actually meant to be an author, but I don't plan on ever writing anything ever. I just wanted you to know that.

Actually, I kind of agree with Prudence here. She's in a monogamous marriage to a man. They are not opening it up, apparently, to include others. Marriage presumably means forever. Unless the topic came up of its own accord, what would be the point of making an announcement?

COOL STORY BRO: I personally know the founder of Fark and he's a great guy. There was a popular poster who passed away several years ago and it was his dream to have a huge Fark party in Vegas. Drew and the rest of the crew organized a party in Vegas back in April 2011 in his honor. The guy's mother, brother, and…

This would make family businesses that carry on for generations totally unviable. Communities need continuity to thrive. Also, I am not sure why people are so against preserving wealth for future generations.

She does realize that the probability of at least one of her brood being LGBTQ is super high, right??

Besides, they're just going to eat the grass and then hurk it up later.

Kids wear diapers and use toilets. Dogs poop anywhere and everywhere they are allowed and do not wear diapers. I regularly step in dog poo (I hope) when I walk down the sidewalk and in parks. Rarely do I see children squatting and taking a dump in front of my mailbox while their parent pretends to be distracted and…

Agreed. Posting an article about how bad some other people's articles are about Williams' death just seems like the flipside of the attention-hogging attitude the original negative articles betray.

I really wish you could unpost this. I get that people are shitty and say shitty things and it's click-worthy, if not news-worthy, to report on it. However, I just wish that all the shitty responses that people posted self-righteously about suicide being the "cowards" way out didn't garner ANY attention...least of all…

Is a pap smear required?

He came out as gay in 2006, didn't he? (Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course, but my twelve-year-old self was disappointed for very selfish reasons).

Pssshhh. As per usual, a boy band member did it years ago and better!

but you write pieces about farting and taking dumps.

There is no question. Do not tip at a buffet.

He can step down as CEO, keep a paid position with the same company, and be able to have time at home with his family, or he could uproot the whole family, move them across the country, make his wife find a new job, and still barely see his kids because his position is still incredibly demanding. I agree with him that…

When I saw this movie I thought "Why is she so upset all the time? Her boobs are perfect."

For the record, in the interest of disclosure, I am Team Buttoned-Up Smoldering Victorians.

As a Scotsman, nothing amuses me more than someone fanning themselves and getting all misty-eyed and moistly-undergarmented about my accent or some random feature of my appearance (according to one particularly crazy individual about ten years back, it's my eyes. Yes, love, they're blue. And yes, they *are* a nice…

CLAN OF THE CAVE BEAR is a whole other conversation we ought to have at some point.

i remember these series of ads quite vividly.