Ah, but it's only okay to rail against the scumbag dads; when it's a scumbag mom, there's always an excuse...

Keep digging that hole, cupcake. You're providing a whole lot of people with a whole lot of entertainment.

That has got to be the BEST description of breastfeeding ever!!! I finally managed to do it and do it well with my third, after two horrendous failures previously, and while I am stoked that I did, did I ever feel like a freaking milk cow, sitting there with my really gross breasts hanging out to air dry. And yes,…