I was fully thinking she was being unreasonable until I saw that it wasn’t just a lookalike, they used actual photos of her to sell shit.

..they appeared to have key differences in brain regions linked to coordination, eye movement, and spatial navigation—everything you’d need to be a good tracker.

They tried, but the honey badger destroyed a $3M MRI machine.

Do we really believe Trump, or his lackey, used the word “overweight”?

Trump couldn’t pick Tiffany out of a crowd

A while back a neighbor of ours said my husband, “I was at your mom’s [my mother in law lives in our building] and your kids came by with your wife. It was so nice to see them!” Husband: “No, that was the babysitter with them.” Neighbor: “No! It was definitely your wife!” Husband: “I assure you it was not her. My…

I know it’s fun to shit on the Kardashians

I know it’s fun to shit on the Kardashians, but Ms. Johnson is free to make her own choices and I am sure she’s being paid well for her contract.

I actually love the idea that Kim is using diverse models for her shapewear line. Often, even plus size shapewear (and really, anything) is modeled by thin, flat stomached 19…

No one feels sorry for that stone cold cunt

Martha Stewart is the bomb.
I wish I could find the interview she did (with Letterman?) on how she describes convincing the prison board to allow her to create an entire nativity creche during her stay although supposedly she was limited to one?
Anyway, that woman is brilliant.
Here’s somewhat of a news article but she…

I thought they were hating on each other even longer than 2014. I remember when Martha did some kind of event tihe Blake Lively who was trying to do weird southern inspired Goop. Things that looked rustic but were super expensive.

Snoop Dogg has never steered me wrong in the past, so I’m team Martha for this one. 

I fucking love Martha.

Gwyneth isn’t worthy to clean her garden wellies. None of us are.

These are both very wealthy & privileged women, and yet Martha is always coming out cooler & relateable, every single time. And she has the polite, shadey sensibility down pat. Goopy’s trying too hard. 

Can you really clown someone who’s always clowning themselves though? I mean vaj steaming, magic stickers, hoo-hah eggs - there’s no way GOOPy was really serious about any of that stuff right? Right??? /s

So good luck, Gwyneth.

It’s not just Jezebel. It’s people who can read between the lines and are tired of the drama of it all. I used to be a huge fan, but she makes it real hard to just focus on the music and ignore her personality. When is she not feuding with someone? When is she not talking about her haters, her enemies, her difficult…

Jezebel cycles through women we’re supposed to dislike, like Anne Hathaway and Jennifer Lawrence. These women are flawed human beings, so we we need to be derisive of them in any post mentioned about them.

Did you eat the yellow Snow? That would leave a bad taste!