So much to choose from in that excerpt.

Who apparently DIED IN THEIR BASEMENT WHAT?

I never thought I could empathize with this geisha bot, but honestly, her being sad over the one caretaker in her life who presumably did her job and, you know, maybe cared anything about her? Yeah.

Also:

At their synagogue, at least a few people began referring to Ivanka, the first Jewish member of an American First Family, by a new nickname, that of a savior. Grisham confirms that they called her Esther, after the beautiful Jewish wife of a Persian king who convinced him to cancel an order to annihilate the Jews.

Ivanka could not believe her father was not only idolizing an airhead heiress caught blowing a guy on a night-vision video but encouraging her to follow Paris’s lead. (Speaking from the White House, [press secretary Stephanie] Grisham says, “This is untrue and is disgusting.”)

Having actually worn them for many years for their original design intent - to increase traction on a sloshy boat deck, which Sperrys and a handful of other brands do indeed significantly help with - it will be very difficult for me not to laugh if someone slips and goes flying with one of the fashion adaptations.

“She’s a frum Donatella Versace, her platinum hair parted severely down the middle, clad in increasingly conservative floor-length dresses, with an uncanny-valley beauty that’s the inverse of her father’s slack meat sack, and speaking in the ever-huskier whisper of a phone-sex operator who went to boarding school.”

I think I’ve outgrown this site at 37. I can’t figure out what the everloving fuck the writers are trying to do anymore.

So I recently got married (to a very straight man) and I believe I’m bisexual even though I’ve never dated or done anything sexual with women but I’ve always been attracted to them. My husband knows this and has even given me permission (jokingly) to cheat but one with another women.

For real. This is exactly what contributes to bi erasure. I think its great to show more couples that are in straight-passing relationships, even if one or more are bi/poly. 

This article reeks of gate-keeping. I guess because she’s conventionally attractive and married to a dude she’s not queer enough? Like what appears to be many people in the comments, this is kind of a sore spot for me.

That is wonderful fucking phrase, that needs to be adopted by the lexicon at large immediately.

I generally enjoy Dan Savage but he can be a dick. Sounds like this was one of those moments.

“Kinrgy.”

Joan is bi and married to a man, which makes it all the more befuddling. I think it’s maybe devaluing the experience of person in the interview because she is “thin, blonde, and famous”? Or maybe Joan is having a stroke, unclear.

I can’t parse the tone of this article at all. Are we making fun of how ~silly~ it is for queer women in relationships with men to come out as queer? Even though that’s actually a fairly important discussion? Especially because bisexual women are more likely to suffer abuse*, and bisexual people generally struggle…

I was really confused by this paragraph which isn’t well-written enough to convey either sarcasm or truth:

Exactly. I’m not a fan of Julianne Hough, but what she’s talking about rang true for me as a bi woman in a committed relationship with a man. The snarkiness of the article made me feel like shit and reminded me why I never tell people in my life (besides my boyfriend) that I’m bi.

I honestly don’t understand wtf is going on in this article. Is it supposed to be entirely sarcastic or are there moments of truth here?