I see what you did there.

Bradley Whitford is one of the good ones. In fact, he’d have voted for Obama for a third time if possible.

How do you know they haven’t contacted Cyntoia? I highly doubt Kim would announce such an action without talking to her, thereby running the risk of announcing potential legal action and then have Cyntoia saying, “No, thanks.”

As crazy and self-absorbed as he is, I think maybe Kanye has helped her be a little less of a navel-gazer.

Things I, MadPiglet, have turned down because “is probably no good:”

He already has fake Time covers of him all over his golf clubs

As others on Twitter have noted, Trump is a master at the “You didn’t break up with me; I broke up with you first!” move.

I can never understand why he lies about things that are so blatantly false that they are debunked within about five minutes, or lies about things that he is literally on camera saying. Does he think that he has a magic weapon that erases people’s memories? And people still support him, it’s madness.

There is something seriously wrong with this man, and anyone who won’t admit it is not to be trusted.

My parents only recently got divorced (my mom is 65) and I can say with 100% certainty that this should have happened 30 years ago. I’m so fucking sorry for BeakerBuster, but replying because I’ve had the same experience as you.

I am so, so sorry. The only thing that I can tell you is that my parents walked up to the brink like four times that I know of, and they stayed together for really bad reasons. In doing so, they lost decades of their lives, and by extension decades of potential happiness. I sincerely hope that, despite the current…

I have never shopped Black Friday, and it’s unlikely I’ll start now.

I could really use some love right now. My husband just told me that he wasn’t willing to try on our marriage. We’re ending.

That’s especially weird considering she has a white grandmother. If people had been successful in shaming Barack Sr. and Ann Dunham from kissing, we wouldn’t have had a President Obama or a Malia.

Also disappointing; Black twitter giving her shit for kissing a white dude. Because in 2017 interracial relationships aren’t ok anymore I guess?

In the afterglow of Thanksgiving, I’d like to take a moment to be thankful...Dear Lord, I’m thankful that social media did not exist when I was that age. I’m thankful that I never got herpes or a DUI or even a bad tattoo. I’m not sure how I managed that, but thank you forever and ever. Amen.

I do not for the life of me understand the appeal of wax museums. I really, really don’t get it.

the first photo had me thinking i was looking at jean dujardin:

It looks like they started on Alan Rickman and rerouted to turn into trudeau.

La Diabla Blanca....you make her sound so interesting....she should hire you.