#MAGA

I think that’s already happened. Lemme google.

Yeah, remember when eating healthy was politicized too. Michelle Obamma tried to encourage kids and family to eat healthily and GOP all came out and opposed her.

*slides glasses up nose* ...Actually polar bears live on the North Pole. Penguins on the South Pole. Perhaps it’s actually Big Seal that’s causing problems *nerdylaughi’msosorryi’mlikethispleaseforgivememotherwasn’tkind*

“You gotta problem with that?”

The “funny” thing is climate change doesn’t give one single shit if you believe in it or not. It’s happening. Try not believing in gravity and jump off a building. Gravity and climate change gives zero fucks.

It’s a convenient excuse. If we’re never able to talk about climate change while climate changes are happening, then we’ll never be able to talk about climate change.

I just pictured a giant penguin with Scott Pruitt physically in his pocket and I am so happy now

He’s clearly in the pocket of Big Penguin.

“Mr Pruitt, the ice caps are melting at a rate where most of the Arctic animal population could be extinct in the next 25 years”

I truly cannot imagine being a career EPA employee who now works for this man. Even more so than being a long-time employee in other departments now helmed by twats.

I’m confused, how does her having sex with the boys help them get out of the tunnel? Is the idea that they’re united by all having sex with her so they can escape through the power of teamwork?

Unrelated (sort of) but the phrase “screwing” in a sexual context always made me think of “sit on this and rotate” and I still can’t as a grown adult picture anything but one/both parties involved full-body twirling/spinning from their interlocking genitals. And now you’ll think of that too.

Between that, It, all the caveperson rape in Clan of the Cave Bear, and the incest in Flowers in the Attic it’s amazing I got out of my teen years without having been grossed out of ever having sex altogether.

you know I have to google it now, right?

I just don’t get it. It is completely transparent. And personally, every song of hers sounds the same. And “Bad Blood” makes my skin crawl and if it comes on the radio I can’t change the channel soon enough.

Oh 1000000%. I think this whole thing is so calculated, I’m stunned it’s working (saleswise, anyway). But I’ve always thought Taylor is the bully who pretends to be the victim, so I’m not the right person to say. What I mean is that for someone who says the old Taylor is dead, she’s sure acting a lot like...the old…

Jeezus, as far as I am concerned there is no rehab. The thirst and greed is astounding (right up there with the Kardashian’s, and I don’t throw that around lightly - they are the standard bearer’s).

My God. If any part of her reputation that Taylor wants to rehabilitate is the impression that she dispatches her minions to respond to criticism directed at her, she might want to tell this director to shut his pie hole. He sounds not only juvenile and idiotic, but so butthurt for seemingly no reason.

Hey, little girl...