And what happened next?

She did.

Please adjust your celebrity donation tally. Tyler Perry gave $750,000 to actual victims of Harvey (we assume), and $250,000 to Joel Osteen, the poor victim of bullying. Fuck Tyler Perry. (And Joel Osteen, but that goes without saying.)

I know the type. Taylor’s doubling down because she knows most people are dumb and will take the side of whoever plays victim the longest. This is pathetic but not surprising.

I used to live near his childhood neighborhood in LA, and I would hear stories about him quietly donating to local organizations and refusing to allow any publicity. Also, he gave his home to the city to create a public library. It had an exceptionally kickass DVD collection—-lots of offbeat indies and classics and…

yeah no..... it’s not great. i’m embarrassed for her actually, it’s worse than Iggy and that’s saying a lot.

My money is on using the stiletto as a weapon, Single White Female style.

It won’t be his personal money, apparently (big surprise).

I think you can be a great humanitarian and environmentalist but still be not so great at personal relationships. The douchebag rep is only because he gets older and the women he dates stay the same age (and are VS models).

No, but I’m guessing he’ll try to pass it through his “foundation”. *coughs*

Again another reading comprehension fail- honestly thought Taylor Swift wore a trench coat to the wedding. Whitney, love your gossip round ups, but PLEASE I am begging you, start bolding celeb names so I can continue to only pay 40% attention to this gossip.

i had wrongly assumed, upon seeing the headline, that this was going to be an article extolling the mental and physical benefits of masturbation...based purely on jon’s naked posterior in that last, riveting, scene.

That’s why you hide it on your lower back, where you never have to look at it.

I think it’s like 1000% more obvious when you see it in motion. In pictures, yeah, she looks great, but there’s something off when she talks.

Moths eat wool. Which is why I have cedar in all storage areas of my home.

Oh yeah. They’re covered in a dust-like substance that they leave behind everywhere they land. It’s disgusting.

always relevant and scary. (apologies for how monstrous this gif is)

Science Fact: 99.7% of people with a butterfly tattoo are terrified of all insects, butterflies included.

So do autoplay videos.

Wang = pretty Chinese woman