*fist bump* I’m also on the low FODMAP diet, which has been a total life saver. I eat oatmeal on a regular basis, and I was really surprised to start seeing gluten free oatmeal on the shelves. Oats don’t contain gluten! But apparently gluten sometimes makes it way in somehow? I’ve since realized that Quaker instant…

Heyyyyyy FODMAPS unite! Except it turned out I’m just lactose intolerant after I did it for two months.

I’m following the FODMAP diet linked in the article. Those gluten-free options have been great for me, because I’m supposed to minimize my exposure to certain sugars contained in wheat. But yeah, I notice that many of them say they aren’t Celiac appropriate. It sucks that they can’t partake, having the greatest need.…

As an Old with actual, medically-measurable and imageable inflammatory processes (like elevated ESR and RF), I’m calling bullshit on all of this. Extreme cold makes my arthritic joints hurt like hell - one reason I moved away from a region that has extreme cold. Eating/not eating the current bugaboo of foods won't…

I never do, not sure why. My friend plays candy crush in the bathroom.

And if I’m not ungreyed after I photoshopped an ibex for you people I just give the fuck up.

I’ll always be a fan of the Cuisinart Round Classic Waffle Maker. It’s simple, it’s easy to use, it heats evenly, and it gives you everything you need — adjustable temperature, a power light, and a light to tell you when the iron is ready/when your waffle is done. No bells, no whistles, just a nice, user-friendly iron…

I’ll always be a fan of the Cuisinart Round Classic Waffle Maker. It’s simple, it’s easy to use, it heats evenly,…

But the pubic hair and nipples weren't what made those photos so fucking creepy. It was the clearly gross male gaze that they were shot with (Looking at you, Uncle Terry!).

Do they want kids. Put everything out on the table about your childhood, your parents, everything. Don't just assume, don't yell, don't put words in your partners mouth. Just let them talk. If having kids or not having kids is your deal breaker after this conversation. Walk away. Don't compromise on this, it never…

It sounds like, either way, you run a legitimate risk of ending up exhausted and cleaning up poop. Damned if you do, dammed if you don't.

presenting new Jocker

Here is some excellent vintage Stefani Germanotta in her pre-Gaga days for your information and edification. The woman has got mad skillz.

I too suffer from blonde eyelash syndrome. I also have very fair, skin which ensures that the morning bags under my eyes are purple if I don't put on concealer. Add in ponytail and throw a knit cap over the whole thing so you can't see my hair, and people look generally concerned about whether I can make it to my…

My one co worker asks me if I got punched in the face every fucking morning because of my under eye circles.

That baby is bigger than human baby Ariana Grande.

Daaaaaaaaaaamn Viola, get you some.

I couldn't find the original segment on comedynetwork.ca, but it is here: