This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

+0 lateral quickness

People that rip on Derrick Rose like he wasn’t a generational talent before his injuries are the lowest form of life. Rose was a better player than Westbrook prior to his injuries and was entirely robbed of his prime.

+1600 S.A.T. score

This is nit a good idea.

The Sparks season doesn’t start for another several months though.

If he’s upset about the circumstances of a November friendly, imagine what he’d do when you tell him that McKennie spent 7 years in an MLS academy.

We can always count on you, Hollow_Log.

First you dim the lights to set the mood. Next you look them right in the eyes. Then WHAMMMMOOOO right up side your head.

Counterpoint: Uh. The call speaks for itself. Poorly.

Your politics are showing

Uh, was he wrong on either count? Nope. Fuck off, Pop’s still a genius.

So Blount 70 in 108 games, less than .7 targets a game. Ajayi 65 in 31, over 2 targets a game. That means Ajayi has been targetted about 3 times as often as Blount is. Not quite getting your point.

Three 6 Latvia

My go-to rebound scream was always “WHY AM I IN ANOTHER RELATIONSHIP?!”

No, proven by the fact that EVERYONE, including LaVar, knows that Beverley should have owned him. He’s a grown ass man at 29 who is a defensive stalwart. That’s 50% longer on Earth.

I have 12 pair of my own shoes. I have purchased them over the last 15 years. There are many dozen pair of shoes in the world but these are mine. Without my shoes I am nothing. Without me my shoes are nothing.