To be fair, Rashford butchered at least 4 or 5 chances in the second half by doing exactly what you credited him for not doing on this goal: panicking. He rushed several shots/opportunities instead of settling down and picking a spot.

Only Messi really knows how taxing those ten years were, however.

And after all that, he didn’t realize he was offsides as fuck.

A hiker ascending a 10,000-footer hauling lasagna with meat sauce wasn’t particularly prepared for every eventuality, you say?

Crooked? You think the NBA’s master plan is the Blazers accidentally winning a meaningless home game against the Spurs?

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

Which makes me think that he wore it just so so that it would cover it up.

“What’s it like, being irrelevant and getting suspended in a different time zone?” “Ever think of a dating show starring yourself called Kissin’ Cousins?” “Does DeMarcus translate to ‘The Marcus’ or ‘Of Marcus’?”

Yeah, it does. It’s like you people don’t understand the difference between a fortune teller and a statistical model.

Klinsmann lost, in his first two games of final round of the qualifiers, to the two best teams in North American soccer (called CONCACAF, don’t ask) that aren’t the US. Mexico is generally #1, Costa RIca is #3 (more or less); the loss to Mexico was the first one in a while in the US, while the loss to Costa Rica was a…

But those emails...

Relevant: I once saw Mason Plumlee drop spinach dip all over his sweatpants at a bar in Portland.

Why? They had the presidential race closer than most and got roasted for it, because you people are fucking stupid.

MICHAEL BRADLEY’S SORT OF MILLING AROUND IN THERE SOMEWHERE, PROBABLY

4 MORE YEARS OF ZUSI

eh, pulisic did a little bit on that goal i guess, but it was mostly created by US youth soccer

Wait until it gets said in a thick Chicago accent.