My husband was born in Dublin and has family there, so whenever we are in the city we seem to find ourselves in Brown Thomas. For one thing they have a public restroom. For another I like to wander through the cosmetics/fancy jewelry and watches area.

OMG! I do not watch that show but Brown Thomas is like Saks 5th Avenue and Harrods and every super classy department store you have ever taken a breath in .... by Irish standards. I was born and raised in Dublin and I’m pretty sure that my first holy communion dress was purchased there (though it could have been…

I don’t watch any Real Housewives, just hear to shout out to the Brown Thomas security for shutting that shit down. Fair play lads.

Jean Ralphio was a god-damned gem on Parks and Rec.

Apps and zerts! Let’s get in the go go mobile!

Taylor doesn't wear Tom after Labor Day.

So...she wanted the relationship to be more Loki.

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And he’s given mothers everywhere a powerful teaching tool: Don’t lie to your mommy or you could cause an international incident.

We are not below sea level. We are over an hour from New Orleans. All of this peanut gallery commentary about how ppl shouldn’t live here is a ridiculous outrage. Yes global warming is a real problem, but guess what? People have been living here LONG before global warming studies emerged. Everyone should just leave?…

Well, here I sit in my house in New Orleans, which is bone dry because this is not happening in New Orleans. But it has given an opportunity to the few people who agree with you to come out of the woodwork and repeat these tired pronouncements from ten years ago.

LOL.

People have been telling me my entire life that I look like Leonardo DeCaprio. Hell, that kindly gate guard who let me into work this morning just said that very thing.

My husband has 6 sisters and swears this is what’s up. If a boy looks like a girl, the girls will love him. His favorite example is Hanson (who he thought was all girls for an embarrassingly long time...).

Mr. Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is a true gentlemen and a great tipper. I waited on him and his family in 2002 while I was In school. The restaurant I worked in was part of a Theme Park and didn't allow us to keep our tips. The Rock was aware of this rule and slipped me a c-note like the smooth mofo he is.

I’ve gotten the impression Kurt Russell is difficult for moody directors to work with, where he doesn’t give a fuck about your no sleeping rules or your no eating rules or your bullshit control freak for the art rules. Kurt isn’t needed for two hours? Kurt’s having a nap and fuck you. :)

Is it safe to say is The Rock hates someone, we ALL hate that someone? I hope it does turn out to be Scott Eastwood, I was halfway to hating him anyways...