The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

Disaster Donnie’s body language around murderous dictators is totally frightening. It’s the only time he ever seems truly happy.

Melania Trump is an awful person.

Nah.  You’re not missing anything.  OP just isn’t as clever as he thinks he is. 

I’m getting increasingly worried about what Trump will say/do next. It feels like PTSD. Always on the edge. I try to shut off the news but it’s everywhere or people are talking about it.

Am I missing something, or is the entire joke that the name Unitas sounds like the phrase “unite us?” Is there another layer? Like, did Andrew Luck somehow help Johnny Unitas? Or, is Andrew Luck known for uniting the franchise? I feel stupid.

Or perhaps his agent used the leverage of him potentially sitting out the whole year on IR with the calf issue to come to a reasonable compromise? I don’t know that attributing this all to the generosity of the Colts is warranted.

I hope that NFL players take note of the lack of empathy people have shown Andrew Luck during this entire process. Don’t feel guilty about hold-outs for more money. Get as much money as you can and get the hell out before it becomes a detriment to your health. 

Dearest Mother,

This is how I imagine their conversation goes.

I would give anything for just one of the G7 leader to just lose it and publicly give Trump the verbal berating that he has deserved for  over the last 40 years.  

 Are they still changing the name to the G6 + This Fucking Guy?

I know I mostly just make joke comments but sometimes the only thing that comes to mind is JESUS BUTTCHUGGING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY?! I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING FORGIVE ANY SINGLE PERSON THAT VOTED FOR THIS INSANE ORANGE BAG OF DIARRHEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

This is not at all petty. Kudos to you.

That’s the thing, that stuff is always (at least in my experience) a symptom of larger views on the world that are incompatible with me...i.e. it’s not the dishes (I’ve never owned a washing machine and done them by hand for 20 years now, so I have zero issues doing them) it’s that somebody has expectations that…

If anyone is wondering, I offered to wash and she’d dry and we did dishes together then I left and broke up with her on the phone after talking to some friends to make sure I wasn’t being rash about my decision. We went out like 10 or so times.

I broke up with a woman who invited me over for dinner, made me a lovely meal, then ordered me into the kitchen to do the dishes. Not like “hey can you help with the dishes” (which I’d have been more than happy to do) but “go wash dishes, I am going to watch tv while you do it”. It was the first (and only) time I’d be…

Except they’re right-wingers, and liars?

Does it seem like Trump is getting worse? It feels like the Greenland/Antisemitism/Birthright Citizenship would have been a week of stories a year ago and now it’s happening all on one day. 

...he never served as a SEAL, or in Vietnam.