People ask us why we harp on Bill Simmons a lot here and the answer is because he’s the most powerful, influential sportswriter in America.

America barely wants Buffalo. What makes you think Canada is all about that?

I don’t think she’s literally wondering what Nancy Kerrigan is up to; I think she’s making the point that Tonya Harding is getting an awful lot of sympathetic media treatment these days, while the skater who was an innocent victim of that whole thing is not. That’s just my take, but it seems like pretty obvious…

let that be a lesson. Racism, bullying and vandalism are all totally cool on Youtube, but make sure you don’t show a dead body in something literally called “Suicide Forest” or Youtube draws the line there.

Here in America, we boycott like REAL MEN and destroy the Keurig machines we already paid for.

I don’t really feel comfortable in this world anymore.

A pack of wild dogs will attack and kill a wounded member.

Oh we’ve already lost.

It’s one of those things. His son didn’t give him bone marrow to be “paid” for it later. And maybe Staci has an actual need for it, and the kids have income/wealth of their own and can fend for themselves. It’s possible that before he died he gave his kids his assets/money to avoid certain tax penalties, given the…

If he did do some of those things he’s clearly horrible, but “my wages to do a nude scene weren’t as high as I would like” is a really lukewarm inclusion in this.

This doesn’t run afowl of KFC’s policies?

Through brilliance, fantastic deals, determination and super intelligence, Trump has managed to make less money in real estate than if he’d invested his inheritance in an indexed S&P fund so don’t tell me he doesn’t know the meaning of work!

1 - It seems unlikely this would be a useful technique given your opponent would have to stand exactly right for it to work.

I’m not saying Oprah for 2020, but I’m saying Oprah 2020 because MY GOD.

You better hope they’re ONLY paintball guns, son....

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

Say this for my generation, sure we may not have done much to prevent the slow decline of our civilization or stave off the imminent environmental catastrophe that will imperil our grandchildren but...we made some fucking funny signs.

Pro-tip, if you need to tell people that one of your greatest assets is “mental stability”, you may not actually be all that stable....

You can’t post an image on the internet and expect it to not be reposted somewhere if it clicks with someone. Doesn’t matter if it’s not fair, that’s just real life.

I don’t expect the gov’t to pay for my medical expenses