Wind River was okay. But, Brigsby Bear is legitimately one of my favorite movies this year.

I also forgot that people can buy a 50" HD TV for like $10 now, and can flip between multiple games/redzone, so why the hell would they want to go to a stadium in the middle of nowhere to get pissed on by a jerkoff fan who’ll try to stab them after the game?

Weird. We’ve never had roasts for any holiday, and I can’t recall hearing of anyone else I knew eating roasts either. It was always turkey for Thanksgiving and ham for Christmas.

Hi Quentin, thanks for keeping your mouth shut about your buddy Harvey Weinstein raping and assaulting women. As your punishment we’ll let you take over one of the most iconic franchises in TV/film history.

Jesus, I agree. How many more stories will we be subjected to of this? He got traded, it sucks, but it happens a hundred times a year. Why is IT suddenly a martyr?

It’s ironic that the end of people carrying cash largely put an end to that particular crime. As long as you’re not wearing expensive jewelry, there’s just no point in a mugger even making the attempt, and if you’re in a place where people are wearing expensive jewelry, there are probably cops all over the bloody shop.

My mother-in-law is the “no excuse for not seeing family on holidays” type. I come from a “once you’re 18 and out of the house, we don’t care what you do” type of family. So naturally being surrounded by my wife’s clingy family drives me around the goddamn bend pretty quickly. We moved across the country and hosted…

Fair point, although I think to your last sentence a lot of (now older) adults seem to genuinely have trouble recognizing that their kids are now decades removed from the children they once were, and treating them like adults rather than just overgrown children.

porn sites and Gregg Easterbrook football columns.

I’m going with yes, this is child abuse. I’d guess that even cultures where the children are acclimatized to hot foods would say this crosses a line. Hell, it sprints past that line.

the woman is the master of spectacle, seems to be three steps ahead of the game, and is plain inescapable at this point

I really didn’t want to vote for Erdogan, but I just couldn’t overlook Hillary’s e-mails.

Dinner is a bad first date. Do happy hour instead. If possible, a place with darts/pool/photo hunt or anything that can get a friendly competition going.

I don’t really understand why dumb trolling is the Thing now.

They are annoying, but I’ll be legit bummed when they eventually break up.

Agreed. Also Thor: Ragnarok > Last Jedi.

I’m sorry, but The Last Jedi doesn’t belong anywhere near this list.

“Somehow, a new player-created holiday became a story about conflict, betrayal and the disappearance of an entire civilization.”

So, they invented Thanksgiving?

We go after criminals of all ages. Nobody is going after her for the sake of of it, they are “going after” her because she broke the law. No more, no less.

We did not. But they weren’t worse than these ones.