Johnson is no saint; he’s a defense lawyer.

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

NCAA: “There are 380,000 NCAA student-athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports. We’ll be the only pimp, thank you very much”

“On that same other hand”

Drugs can be a difficult habit to kick so we understand why he hasn’t sought your advice.

An 8-0 massacre seems to indicate that maybe the no-fun method (while less fun) is better for winning.

This is why Drew is absolutely correct that horse racing is No. 1 with a bullet. You can bring in your own lawn chairs and coolers. Saratoga backyard? Santa Anita or Del Mar infield? Your own private picnic where the only menu item is cans of cheap-fuck beer. To say nothing of the Matrix cave-rave with bowties and…

It would have been peak Florida if the argument was over Ponce de Leon and they have decided to meet at Gatorland.

lol communication.

Someone get this lady to narrate Planet Earth? KTHX.

Your name is fantastic.

Say there was a large-scale terrorist attackin Manhattan (like we already know there’s been attempts of in recent years) while Trump, his family, or high cabinet members are at the Towers, what would they do drive them out of the danger zone? Certainly not.

I went to high school in San Diego and had a good buddy on the basketball team. He was playing a tournament thing down there against University of SD highschool, which is this fancypants private deal everybody just called “Uni” and I went to the game as I was staying at his folks house because my parents were outta…

A buddy was working in an LA wine store that had accounts for celebrities and big spenders, and had been briefed that sometimes big names come in.

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

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also, where are you going with that gun in your hand?