Try Harry - Zayn is pretty much a lost cause, he is engaged to a lady from Little Mix, a similarly British girl band with more rnb and early Gwen Stefani vibes. Tips from a helpful adult. Kind of.

I wouldn't necessarily call this bad, more like victorious - but the first time me and my current SO hooked was on a Halloween and he did the walk-of-shame back to his place the day after in his handmade, NYCC worn Protoman outfit. We both consider this one of our finer moments.

To some extent - yeah, I get it - I would be deeply uncomfortable with Tina Belcher's friendfiction IRL but people who act/have public personas are a little different because they do have a "public" front. The stories written about them, pretty much just have the actor's face as a "face-claim" - in that the character…

Maybe - the chibi stuff I stumbled upon always had innate cuteness - lisps, scared of children like things...it never featured on all the awful parts of having to take care a kid.

This. I am also very annoyed that not only did this woman meet her quota to pay this back, she also raised another $200 to put in her pocket because PEOPLE KEPT GIVING HER MONEY FOR NO REASON AFTER THE GOAL WAS REACHED. Maybe this is more their fault, but it does really, really annoy me.

#Lemons #SoJuicy

I would kind of love to see a Snarry fanfic where through the process of Baby!Snape crying 24/7, puking up his food and shitting everywhere, Harry discovers his innate kindness and vulnerability and promptly declares his love for Snape at final chapter upon reaching adulthood.

I now have mild nostalgia for the days of self lubricating assholes.

Most of fanfiction, up to a point where it gets amazing and you are like "why are no soft-core porn publishing houses offering these amazing people book deals???" is typically written by a younger less experienced base. I would know, I and many other primarily wrote pre-sexual/relationship experiences. It's still…

Kind of - I was always turned off MPREG even as a kid because it's essentially a younger (typically teenage, sexually inexperienced) fanbase trying to cram their limited views on what a happy ending should look like. In their heads, the leads had to get together, get married, and then make some cute babies so MPREG…

Oh god - chibification! Remember when this was a weird phase and it invariably all turned into INSERT OC HERE / Grumpy character has to take care of all his friends WHO HAVE TURNED INTO CHIBIS who are small, and cute, and helpless and say funny things and are mischievous with their uncontrolled POWERZ but didn't ever…

I know remember that post a while back on the specifics of knotting? I was all like GURLLL TEENAGE ME HAS ALREADY COMBED THROUGH THIS SHIT VICARIOUSLY AND IS NOW DONE WITH IT. No judgement for later discoveries though, fandom just got to some of us way earlier.

In NZ, elementary goes for 6-7 years starting from Year 0 - year 6 and the school year runs from Feb to Nov, give or take. However, if you were born before the June cut off (I was a may baby), You skipped Year 1 and moved into Year 2 provided you are meeting the basic social/intellectual requirements.

I'm gonna say this. 10 - can sometimes be the age you start middle school (it was the age I was in NZ) and that was the peak of Artic Monkeys for us; I'm fairly sure we didn't understand half the lyrics but if you didn't like Artic Monkeys, you weren't in middle school. This was kind of also the rise of Eminem back…

DID YOU SEE THE SEXY JELLYFISH THEY WERE ALSO TRYING TO PIMP OUT ON PANDORA???

A little off topic- I was unaware a DILF was sexy because of the nurturing aspect? I assumed it was the same thing as a MILF - in that they didn't look like your typical representation of what a stodgy dad should look like? The only times I've really heard that term thrown around was awkwardly in highschool around…

This. A lot of people hate her for deserved reasons and her racist shit is super problematic, but pretty much Snoop's beef with her on twitter was essentially - "this white girl looks like a black guy in drag from a pop flick. UGLLLLLY. LOL CALLING OUT WOMEN ON NOT LOOKING HOT ENOUGH IF FUNNY. UGLY GIRLS ARE…

Oh, yep duly noted.

Definitely - I'm thinking about it now and menopause could definitely have a effect on that considering how crazy your body gets there.

I really wanted to try LASIK until I found out that your eyes, as a biological woman are inextricably linked with female reproduction, and your decision to have children later can actually essentially negate initial surgery. This was confirmed in person by two people I know of personally in my life so for me,…