While a 3- 5-year-old, manual Outback would be less fun, for the same money, it would be a far less stressful option and just as functional.

As a wagon guy, I really love this car, but not at that price. Having recently scratched my itch for a BMW wagon at a much lower price and much newer vintage, I’m going with ND.

Confident Angela Merkel is on that phone’s speed dial, and she’ll pick up. 

I kNoW wHaT i HaVe!!1!!11!!!1

In a weird way, this is like one of those old yet showroom-fresh-looking compact pickups. It’s so practical, it begs to be your DD. But it’s so beautiful, and every mile you add diminishes the value and exposes it to all the potential indignities of DD life, from door dings in the parking lot to getting T-boned by a…

It’s literally proven science, and has been for seventy years.

Oh shit. Who’s going to tell right-wing media that woke cops love hybrids?

Yeah, imagine how many shit overly heavy, thirsty crappy ass hybrids with double power trains and even more failure points you could make, instead of switching over to clean electric-only vehicles.

Donuts are fried. 

Cops never turn off their cars. Not while they’re in them doing scarecrow policing, or out of them getting a refill on coffee or other coffee-related baked goods. 

I thought so too, but I tried to get my Dad a new Highlander and three dealers near me all threw on $3k in DMU. Got one eventually as MSRP but wasn’t as easy as I’d thought for a mass produced pretty dull vehicle.

A brisk stop your going to be in a heap behind the pedals.

Rob missed the opportunity to ask if we’d like to “slide into this Crossfire.”

The seats look like they received 5 fresh coats of cooking grease

I have a black ‘06 R171 SLK280 6MT with similar mileage and is in waaay better shape cosmetically (and likely mechanically) that’s only worth $6-7k.

ND.

I would pay $4,500 for a Crossfire. Just not this Crossfire. ND

1st thing to immediately stick out to me was this......

Hack job and definite ND. Pay the 2 grand extra now versus a few miles down the road and save yourself the headache.

Every single German engineered car with over 100K on the clock is a ND.  Every. Last. One.  The repair costs will devour you.

This feels sketchier than a da Vinci notebook. The map in the ad centers roughly on a major hospital, which you may need after you wake up missing a kidney. Do I need to say ND?