Unfortunately, gun owners are more likely to use one on themselves rather than in self defense. I think that was the implication you were missing.

Never thought I’d say this, but Bobcat Goldthwait speaks for me.

Based on the constant stream of remakes and reboots and re-whatevers, it is more like we are living in a real life cinematic Groundhog Day.

No. Just NO. Don’t do a remake of Scrooged, do a retelling of a Christmas Carol. Add in the Rock and I’ll be interested.

Sadly, I get the feeling a .45 would have been a more useful tool. 

I do hope Davey’s safe, and that when he turns up, he gets a big laugh out of all the fuss, and writes a column about it.

Jesus. I hope he is okay. Sounds scary.

Not sure why this devolved into a Wolverine vs Hulk battle? But come on now it’s the hulk. Going fist to claw with him is a losing battle you have to out think him! The hulk is not 2 smart. But well, whatever. Wolverine ruteenly gets beat to crap and taken out but his regen will fix him, but if the hulk kept at him,…

Wolverine vs. Mr. Fantastic battle that ended with Reed Richards pinning Wolverine down, extending his hands until they’re one molecule wide, and using them as scissors to cut the mutant’s arms off. 

There is more flexibility with a high output turbo motor then a larger displacement one. By reducing boost and adjusting timing and fuel you can essentially get a small turbo 4 to run like a small displacement motor (very fuel efficient) or run like a beast (less efficient but plenty of power). This can all be done…

Everybody pays to one degree or another no matter where you live. Concessions are a part of life.

No, it’s the NYPD and DOT’s fault for not warning people in advance.

Especially the goddamn NYPD.

Most of Arizona can be credited to the devil. I think it’s his summer home. We will probably elect him as our Senator next year. 

Shoutout to the dope in the comments on yesterday’s morning shift who tried to say that the only way for our society to progress is for the government to force people to behave correctly. Like they are going to be benevolent in that role.

What an ingenious way to tax the people.  Manufacture civil violations.

Yet officers still sit around the station house wondering why the public hates them. It’s freaking amazing.

I love how they still have the same mindless boilerplate that I’m sure appears in all their ads.

1) shady dealership specializing in “lifted diesel trucks”...why is this car there?

Ass-suming it checks out mechanically by someone who knows Ferrari’s, why wouldn’t you buy this if you had the cash?