I realize that I have committed a grievous sin.

I shall end my life to preserve my honor.

Listen, I don’t know who in the hell you think you are coming around here with your ‘facts’ and ‘knowledge’; but I’m going  to have to ask you to leave. Don’t make me call security.

Say what you want about Kohl’s, but their discount rack is on-point; I’m wearing a $40 polo shirt that I picked up for four bucks.

Funny article and I get the joke fight angle...

But having done this kind of shit at work before in graphic design approvals... its to prevent likeness rights or trademark/copyright/etc issues.

Its why they remove badges, usually, from competing vehicles in commercials. They can say “Hey we beat Toyota” if its based on…

That song was annoying when it came out 50 years ago and it’s even more annoying now. At least the boomers got to listen to it when they were all on acid.

As funny as the shirt is...

Many people aren’t aware that Yoda’s last name is Layheehoo. 

Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

Word. I bought my rebuilt 15 mustang gt preium with only 12k miles. Dirt cheap. Had a little ding on the rear bumper and a few light scratches on qtr window where someone broke in. But overall it’s fine. Especially mechanical. It plan on keeping it forever. I love it.

I know barber shops are kind of their own world, but that is an amazingly shitty thing for someone in the service industry to say to another.

If you don’t race, it comes down to looks

I used to deliver food in my 350ish hp SRT4 Caliber and people never blinked twice about tipping. Probably because they would order from a restaurant on the other side of town and I was there in less than 30 minutes... 

Fuck those barbershop guys. They wouldn't have tipped anyway and were happy to find an excuse to be cheapasses. 

that wagon looks amazing...

For me, being in the U.K. Not a chance, Crack Pipe.