agentsmith631
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agentsmith631

Still showing Paul George no mercy.

“I don’t always chuck up disrespectful 40 footers to win playoff series, but when I do, they go in” 

The best part of it was it’s the shot he wanted the whole time. Over the best wing defender in basketball, from almost 40 feet away. 

That was some horseshit NBA JAM eat-your-money cheating-AI shenanigans of a shot... And it was fucking AWESOME

Chris, that was awesome. Fuck.

No wonder LeBron got rid of Walton, he’s clearly a Kobe guy. 

“Don’t use force, Luke” 

Sure - like they didn’t know this was going on, and they fire the shlub at the bottom of the ladder. I guess in today’s amersica that passes as “taking responsibility”.

Wow, the dealership took responsibility. I did not see that coming.

Stakeholder: We’re really into organic forms and how they may be used to inspire automobile design. We’re thinking for the new line up, fish.

I live in Orange County and it’s the worst for any semi desirable car. Especially performance models. So many goddamn people that apparently all make $50k more than I do.

And here is the thing, on a Hellcat or a Gt3 I can understand the mindset of someone paying the markup because they want it now. But who is this buyer that is so hot for a Veloster N?

It always happens, car comes out, some dealer hopes some idiot is willing to pay a premium to be the first to own it, 6 months later you can find them under MSRP.

I’m making a movie, and the twist is: if you live ... YOU DIE!

Maybe you can back into a win by wearing mirrored shades that scare the monsters with their own reflections...

Or if you wear really dark sunglasses to fool them into thinking that if you can’t see them, they can’t see you! Wait....

I can’t wait for the movie where you are only protected from mysterious monsters if you don’t smell them. Or taste them.

Now playing

Strong? Tucci? I thought that was Vin Diesel! Wait, isn’t this movie Pitch Black Pt. 2?