Americans, that’s who.

When you park your car near no one else...

Nothing a little fiberglass and paint won’t fix...wait, that’s actually true.

To prove they are smarter than all of their customers.

Crack pipe. That’s Aston Martin money.

123 horsepower (one-hundred-twenty-THREE) and 147 pound-feet of torque

I want to see that powertrain connected to this:

Now get together with the gaming uber-nerds at Kotaku and link it up to one of those DIY wheel/pedals setups for Forza or Gran Turismo. Then you get more realistic sounds, smells, and vibration right in your living room, at least until you feel the urge to take a nap. A DARWINNER IS YOU!

It’s a big 707 horsepower pressboard pallet

... I’m gonna build me a fuel injected suicide machine!

I thought that crate was a challenger! Big, square, made of cheap materials and tons of horsepower made me confused.

I’ve never understood that argument. The “I’ve never needed to calculate a hypotenuse” crowd annoys me. If your intellectual curiosity began and ended in the classroom, there’s no help for you anywhere.

Thanks man...that’s why I’m here, and they let me write fun stuff too!

Goddammit, Tom. Everything you write is just gold, man. Never seen anything consistent about financial responsibility or true car-buying help on any other automotive sites.

This is what happens when a country has zero financial education in schools.

Fixating on a monthly payment as the “hurdle” for affordability is nothing new. Baby boomers with 15 or 30 year notes on RVs are a prime example.

Is Infiniti the most waywardly branded name at the moment? It sure feels like it.

- Colored S badges
- QX vs. Q
- Using Q for all vehicles when the original Q is barely a thought to most people.
- Using Johan’s numbering schema.
- On again off again performance branding.
- Infiniti badged Renault F1 cars.

I mean, I guess…

The only race Nissan is winning is making cars 10x uglier than BMW and Mercedes. The latter are finally making OK looking cars after 10 years of eh.