Oldsmobile Goodwood You say?

hey fuck you man

A coworker had these at my last job, and I was convinced they were some kind of medical device and felt it was rude to ask about them.

Today can fuck right off and die.

You don’t think there is anything interesting about a 6th round pick from LA Tech who got tricked by some guy and punched him 4 years ago so much that you read an entire story on ESPN about it, then came to Deadspin, read the story here and then left two multi-paragraph comments on it? Those are a lot of words for…

People are still signing up for Ashley Madison accounts...

Moral of the story: dude hiding under a blanket trying to blow other guys on the DL has a better chin than Geno Smith.

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

German WASPS?

Which one’s the Camry?

It’s not trolling until he sends IK out for the coin toss in week 10.

He’s given the organization his side of the story.

For all the terrible, terrible things the Jets have done to me as a fan, Rex Ryan trolling us as coach of the Bills is the most heartbreaking.

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

I bet not even half of these guys even live under bridges.