Dear Salty,

I would totally watch a workplace ensemble comedy framed as a workplace documentary set in the world of Kevin Costner’s under-appreciated masterpiece: Waterworld.  

*ten years from now*

To be fair, Carrell doesn’t really seem to be pitching that as a complaint. It seems like it’s more of an observation that hey, maybe that stuff is a little harder to separate from reality these days, and thus is not as funny. I also know that there are no shortage of terrible people who didn’t read Michael Scott as a…

There’s only one way to settle this...

Wow. Think of what Clevinger would do if Flores did something serious, like insult Morris Day and the Time.

I think what people respond to is the way that Spider-Man, and the people under the various spider-masks (Peter, Miles, Gwen, etc.), are all regular folks. They’re pretty much us, plus a little something extra. They may have the proportional strength, speed, and agility of a spider, but they also still have bills to…

I’ve always held that the main reason Peter resonates with people is because his arc rings truest. We’re all the kid who didn’t really fit in as much as we would have liked, when given superpowers we’d all take that as a sign that we should go out and use it to our advantage, and then after Ben’s death (which, unlike…

In the circles I travel in, that’s what is known as the Floating $20. If you’re short one night, someone will spot you. They don’t ask you to pay them back. Instead, if someone else is short another time, spot them.

CinemaSins, and this whole culture of hyper nitpicky film “criticism,” is just the worst. I honestly blame it a lot for utterly ruining the discourse surrounding films.

CinemaSins is disingenuous garbage these days. If they can’t find enough “problems” with a given movie to fill its episode’s alloted run time, they flat-out make up lies about it.

The worst part of CinemaSins - which makes it worse than how aggressively smug their narrator is - is how they often miss the point of a ton of stuff happening in the movie. I can't help but think if the people behind it made a movie it would be incredibly bland while and predictable, since anything unexpected gets a…

I still remember this gem:

Watch and Ward are apparently often doing verbatim conversations from the Astro Base when they’re talking to each other. “How many Yaz albums do you have on here?”

Chaotic neutral with low charisma is not a spec to bring to a reddit mod campaign. 

Bro.

Bro Definitely Read Matt Fraction's Hawkeye run you'll definitely love Hawkeye after that Bro 

Hawkguy is not the flashy or sexy pick but he is practical.

Re: Episode 8 - When Wendell gets off the bus he’s in Jerusalem’s Lot.