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Or when someone says “Let’s take this offline.” MOTHERFUCKER IF WE’RE NOT IN THE SAME LOCATION IT’S STILL GOING TO BE ONLINE, JUST SAY WE’LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER!!!

I’m younger but had similar experiences being the oldest of three. Couldn’t watch Cartoon Network (but Nickelodeon was permitted oddly, and grandpa let us watch just about whatever we wanted); had my Harry Potter books taken because ‘witchcraft’; couldn’t watch PG-13 movies or play t-rated games until I was 13-14

As a parent I can understand making it as difficult as possible for your kids to do or watch something you don’t want them to via the ‘not under my roof’ rule, but have no illusions whatsoever that their friends’ more permissive parents are going to let them go right ahead. Unless it’s something I feel that strongly

>by the time my younger siblings came around, Mom and Dad stopped making a big deal about that sort of stuff.

Azathoth!

Michael Myers as Wayne Campbell. “Cha, yeah, as if that were a knife!”

Michael Meyers as the Love Guru.

“You call that a Crocodile Dundee reboot trailer — THIS is a Crocodile Dundee reboot trailer!”

Brilliantly said.

The Super Bowl is on NBC this year. This really could end up being the greatest accidental marketing plan any TV show has ever had.

If the Jags win the Super Bowl....

Ken Tremendous alias “Michael Schur” is suspiciously reluctant to acknowledge the fresh, smart-brained Jags

I too was thinking of Jason the entire time I was watching the game. I hope the Jags win it all for nothing else than.the material it would cover the Good Place.

This is the happiest moment in the history of any 60 person pop and lock dance crew

Never had it happen with Arby’s. Do have it happen with Taco Bell. You know, “Run for the Border”...

I’m from Seattle; if I wasn’t Big Crab I’d be banned from the city.

Depends on the amount of Taco Bell eaten before posting.

Cannot recommend that comment enough!

Are we surprised the Jets and the Sharks are beefing? Time for a musical number to solve everything.

I forgot, he’s calmed down since joining United.