Meetings suck for decision-making purposes, but are great for sharing knowledge within a team. Not only that, but they help team-members grow acclimated to one another and form bonds of trust. Of course, there are a few caveats to this.

True, but it's at least a catchy mnemonic.

Probably Bruce Banner. Hawkeye would be Norm. Who would be Frasier?

Basically, he just needs to list everything in "We Didn't Start The Fire," in other words.

The answer is "Yes."

We often forget that our founding fathers perpetrated their share of douchebaggery back in the day, much of which is left out of the history books we read in school. For instance, there is the fact that many of them (Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, George Washington) owned slaves. The Louisiana Purchase…

I must be even worse at parties than I originally thought! I fall into no less than 12 of those categories. (hangs head in shame)

For the sake of clarity, I did not. When amongst other cognoscenti, I have no such problems, but the only reason for an American to call it "football" in the general public is to be a condescending prick.

Oh god, yes. Chelsea is pretty much the worst.

Culturally, you are correct, but geographically, that's as close as it gets right now. There is talk that Atlanta may be in the next round of expansion teams, though I will believe it when I see it.

As a Spurs fan, I can assure you, we loath ourselves even more.

I would also suggest going to see a relatively local team play, if for no other reason than to have the in-person experience. The quality of play may not be as high as what you might see coming out of Europe or South America, but it will let you have that unique, first-hand experience of the fan culture. The other…

"What was Wenger thinking"?

Gonna' go ahead and recommend soccer, particularly the English Premier League, if for no other reason than it will make "Are We Not Men?" even funnier.

Agreed. While stories of alien visitors are exciting, so are secret airplanes and weather balloons. No need to rush for an extraterrestrial entity to make it interesting!

I have always maintained that UFO's totally exist, in that, from time to time, people see things in the sky that they are unable to identify. Whether or not they represent alien spacecraft or some other phenomena is a completely separate question altogether. The fact is, if a UFO is identified as an alien spacecraft…

Of the guys brought in over the summer, I would say that Christian Eriksen is the most likely survivor of a summer cull. Lamela, Paulinho, Soldado, and Chadli are the ones I would pin on being actively shipped, while Johnny Verts and Hugo are likely to seek greener pastures on their own.

Also interesting is the way Slade lies about his past, specifically about the fact that he has children…COMIC NERDS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, RIGHT?!?

As a semi-religious person, I'm not terribly bothered by it. Obviously, I can only speak for myself on this, but it seems to me that given the way individual human beings read and interpret texts, it's only natural to expect some differences between how they would represent it on screen. Frankly, that's a good thing.…

A couple literary examples worth examining: