I must be even worse at parties than I originally thought! I fall into no less than 12 of those categories. (hangs head in shame)

Of the guys brought in over the summer, I would say that Christian Eriksen is the most likely survivor of a summer cull. Lamela, Paulinho, Soldado, and Chadli are the ones I would pin on being actively shipped, while Johnny Verts and Hugo are likely to seek greener pastures on their own.

Also interesting is the way Slade lies about his past, specifically about the fact that he has children…COMIC NERDS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS, RIGHT?!?

What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on so early?

Also, "What was Wenger thinking, bringing Walcott on so early?" "That's the problem with Arsenal: They're always trying to walk it in."

Look, the dude's a gooner. That's all there is to it. The dude's twitter feed is nothing but Arsenal every weekend, and it's the worst.

Finally, someone took that gooner off the air!

As you state, it's the stability, which allows the skier to place more weight forward in their tucks and ski more aggressively than a skier on shorter skis which more than makes up for the increased friction.

One thing I note is also that high-turnout socially aware liberals typically avoid the mass-marketed candies out of concern for worker welfare, but these are usually such small-batch items that they would register as barely a blip for any one company at a time, statistically speaking.

Tiny Terry loves his pickles.

Great googly-moogly, these are beautiful!

I was kind of thinking the same thing. The other thing I notice is that both Seattle and San Francisco are going to be relatively low in the draft order, so if Sam's sexual orientation leads to his draft spot dropping down to their picks, I would not be surprised to see either of them snapping him up, either as a late…

In many ways, Marshawn Lynch has managed to turn his media non-presence into a work of performance art, finding new and interesting ways to meet the bare minimum required to avoid a fine, such as letting Michael Robinson hilariously take over one of his interviews. It's much more interesting than the sorts of…

Now I want to see a Wes Welker-Marshawn Lynch double press conference.

Yeah, I was getting the same feeling. Kagawa is too talented to let rot on the bench, but he's stuck on a team sitting behind guys who are even more talented. I kind of think there are still very good teams where he could find a role, but that CAM position at Man U. just isn't where it's at.

I don't know...promising something as filled with "unlimited possibilities" just seems to be asking for it. After all, it's impossible for a bengal tiger to appear out of nowhere in the throne room. Already, all bengal-tiger-in-a-throne-room possibilities have been limited. I'm suing. Who's with me?

Wait…Jeff got his initial fake law degree in Colombia. That means he HAS to have left Colorado…

A noteworthy addition to the list:

You don't have to be racist to dislike Richard Sherman, but it apparently helps.

A lion does not concern himself with sheep.