In many ways, Marshawn Lynch has managed to turn his media non-presence into a work of performance art, finding new and interesting ways to meet the bare minimum required to avoid a fine, such as letting Michael Robinson hilariously take over one of his interviews. It's much more interesting than the sorts of…

Now I want to see a Wes Welker-Marshawn Lynch double press conference.

Yeah, I was getting the same feeling. Kagawa is too talented to let rot on the bench, but he's stuck on a team sitting behind guys who are even more talented. I kind of think there are still very good teams where he could find a role, but that CAM position at Man U. just isn't where it's at.

I don't know...promising something as filled with "unlimited possibilities" just seems to be asking for it. After all, it's impossible for a bengal tiger to appear out of nowhere in the throne room. Already, all bengal-tiger-in-a-throne-room possibilities have been limited. I'm suing. Who's with me?

Wait…Jeff got his initial fake law degree in Colombia. That means he HAS to have left Colorado…

A noteworthy addition to the list:

You don't have to be racist to dislike Richard Sherman, but it apparently helps.

A lion does not concern himself with sheep.

I think of tipping this way: it helps to pay the bartender for all the stuff he does to make my trip to the bar enjoyable, even before I walk in the door. After all, if all I wanted was a beer, I'd just go down to the grocery store and get myself a six pack. I go to the bar specifically for interaction, sports, food,…

As someone with an admitted fondness for oddball character builds, this is a Pelor-send. I am curious, though, as to their manufacturing capacity, as this will directly affect their ability to fulfill orders.

Chief?

Look, as a Seattlite, I want the 'Hawks to win. Yeah, they're pretty good this year. Do I think the 'Hawks are going to win? Sure, I do, but the fact is that the Saints are also a pretty good team. This means that there is a significant non-zero chance that the 'Hawks lose. In short, it will most likely be an exciting…

[p class="YakovSmirnov"]In Soviet Russia, Olympics are excited about YOU![/p]

This led to one of my happier lost bets. Living in Seattle, when the 'Hawks do well, it's hard to ignore them. In 2010, they had really just backed into the playoffs with a losing record simply by virtue of being in a shitty division. With the Saints on a roll that year, one of my co-workers and I figured that there…

Agreed. Teams that never get off-sides calls never get their attackers into dangerous positions.

It's also worth noting that certain drinks are more regionally popular, which in turn effects how their drinkers skew politically. For instance, most domestically-produced whiskeys are most popular in the south, which traditionally skews conservative to begin with. Wine is produced in Washington and California, which…

There's also the fact that he constantly meddles with player decisions, insisting that for the January transfer window, Cardiff only sign players with the number 8 in their birthday. It's basically like if there was a baseball team run by the superstitions of baseball players.

When River "died", her consciousness was uploaded to the central mainframe of the Library, so it's conceivable that she created a kind of church based on that and created a new avatar for herself for use in meatspace in the form of Tasha Lem. Her interactions with Tasha Lem certainly had the same style to them as…

Have yourself a Patrick Swayze Christmas, people.

I swear, those aren't tears in my eyes hearing Dave Niehaus exhorting grandma to get out the mustard and rye bread because it's grand salami time...nope, definitely not tears...