The way he holds a telephone receiver…I could go on, but I won't out of courtesy to my fellow AVClubbers.

By the bag!

Dick's sells burgers by the bag-full, so you can go have a bag of Dick's.

Granted, it's the same challenge faced by any team that relies on a single player to pull off its game plan. In salary-capped leagues, that kind of depth is a difficult buy. In EPL, though, that kind of depth is easier to get, and much more necessary. Certainly, getting a high-quality player to sit on the bench is…

I don't see Lewandowski going anywhere before the summer window.

Granted, even without G-Translate vocabulary enhancement, the concepts he is describing are definitely intelligent and well-informed.

I would play the hell out of a game like that.

I also loved the real-time strategic element, where how you managed your archers, pike-men, infantry, and cavalry was as important as how many hits you could rack up on combos.

The Mariners only migrated about a block and a half south, so I'm not sure it counts.

Those gambling debts don't pay themselves.

Sandrobeast does not cry. He pummels his foes.

A few things:

They canna' take our lives, just our intestines!

No disagreement was intended! I was simply stating that because the culture is already predisposed to order out, the delivery options are much more varied in the greater Seattle area compared to other parts of the country.

I think it's a combination of factors.

I think he did legitimately trip on the grass, but his reaction afterwards, where he immediately points an accusing finger, tells me that it wouldn't stop him from trying to capitalize on his own clumsiness.

It's like they say: you don't have to be racially motivated to be a dick, but it helps.

What I have noticed is that soccer tends to act as a lens for the surrounding social issues, for good or ill. Unfortunately, because there is no perfect, unblemished society on the planet, those ugly parts almost always end up being magnified by soccer. The argument, though, could also be that it's not soccer…

Look, whether they are or aren't specifically racist, the people using racist taunts are in fact horrible people. I don't think labeling them as trolls makes them any better, and in the meantime, they act as a smear on the sport's reputation. UEFA and the Russian FA need to stamp it out, because no matter the…

While it's sad that athletics have been gutted, long-term, I would rather athletics be cut than academics.