Totally with you there. I find that we as fans applaud successful risks, but absolutely punish creators for taking them initially before we know the results (i.e., Battlestar Galactica reboot). We say we want something new and daring, but when it is actually implemented, we react with obnoxious hyperbole. This is why…

All I know is my gut says "maybe."

I would want to be put in charge of something that no one hates, but no one really has any strong feelings one way or the other, that way I wouldn't have to worry about legions of fans telling me I'm murdering their childhood or somesuch. Low to no expectations, all the way!

Actually, Apple has an enterprise solutions system that is intended to provide complete device control, which it sounds like the school district neglected to set up properly.

Good thing the Logistics Specialist built a research station there.

Seriously, though, if we were playing Pandemic right now, we would be fucked.

Thanks, O-Boehner.

From the Obafemi Martins school of goal celebrations.

To be fair, Chris Bosh is the superior French Horn player.

A monument to the time before we had opposable thumbs!

You can quibble about any of the others, but The Two Escobars is undoubtedly the best. It's riveting, heart-breaking, and brutally honest.

I don't think you actually need to balance masculinity and emotional depth because that implies that they are somehow in opposition to one another. Maybe a better way to put it is balancing action with emotional depth.

I can assure you, my response is all flight. I may or may not have yelped on more than one occasion like this.

What you should do is turn around calmly to see what deserves this breach of personal space. What I inevitably actually do is jump in my seat and spin around in my seat in a panic. I am a total spas is what I'm trying to say.

The solution is not just headphones, but a specific class of headphones. To preface, let's run down the types:

What follows is just pure fanwankery, and my personal pet theory regarding the whole Parallax/Hal Jordan thing. Maybe it's true, maybe it's not, but it is interesting:

Is it just me, or does Sherman lose a shoe at the beginning of his run? Did he just run 50+ yards for a touch down with only one shoe on? Unreal.

It does everything a normal table can do (except support any object with true stability), AND IT FLOATS!

Iced Earth's Something Wicked albums are also pretty interesting original SF from John Schaeffer, the band's rhythm guitarist/principle driving creative force.

Pretty much anything off of Iron Maiden's Final Frontier is pretty awesome.