From the Obafemi Martins school of goal celebrations.

To be fair, Chris Bosh is the superior French Horn player.

You can quibble about any of the others, but The Two Escobars is undoubtedly the best. It's riveting, heart-breaking, and brutally honest.

Is it just me, or does Sherman lose a shoe at the beginning of his run? Did he just run 50+ yards for a touch down with only one shoe on? Unreal.

BEANING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMNED HONEY!

Apparently, Oduro has an endorsement deal with area Papa John's franchises, so it makes sense. I'm not kidding about this.

They have created a monster which will devour us all. WHAT DOES THE SECURITY COUNCIL SAY ABOUT THIS, PUTIN!?!?

And that, dear children, is how you get pink eye, or conjunctivitis, as it is properly known.

Stupid, yes. Villainous? No. Pretty much all of the world leaders who got involved were in the stupid category.

Yeah, I don't see a major studio taking a risk on that kind of project.

That makes a lot of sense. Games set in WWII often focus on the "glory" of war, while a game set in WWI would by necessity have to focus on the dire costs and horrors of war. Done right, this could actually be an incredibly powerful, emotionally-wrenching experience. It would probably be less about victory than…

The fact is, though, that Kaiser Wilhelm wasn't really a villain any more than any of the other leaders that got drawn into the fight. The only reason that we even hang the "villain hat" on Wilhelm's head is that his side "lost," and was forced to foot the bill for reconstruction. By the end of the war, all the…

Given that the defensive line in general has been a major question mark, and Besler was an available target of opportunity who has actually been pretty decent, it would make sense.

"They take care of their cats," says Doug Bond, an offensive lineman from 2002 to '04.

What do the stats say regarding short throws versus long throws in terms of goal production?

With the evolution of the playmaking winger as the primary creative force in modern soccer teams, where will it go next?

For a long time, I supported US Soccer out of obligation. It was my country, so I kind of had to watch them play, though I would constantly be itching to switch over to watch Germany or Spain or Brazil play. When Klinsmann came on board, I got excited for the first time. The early going was rocky, but watching this…

He was cutting in and shooting with his left.

The Seattle Sounders hosted the Portland Timbers last night, and it was no ordinary match. It was the nationally televised home debut of newest Sounder Clint Dempsey, and it was held in a sold-out CenturyLink Field. So the home faithful pulled out all the stops.

Generally, people who hate Catelyn generally hate the Starks, because they ALL make terrible decisions motivated by grief, sense of honor, misplaced trust, pride, etc., that end up costing them crucial support in their ongoing struggles. Ned goes investigating, and then brags about his findings to someone who is…