So let me see if I get this straight. Lets say you're out at a friend's house and he tells you about this awesomely legal thing to be downloading on bit torrent, like some public domain cartoons or something (yeah...).

Goldeneye on wii

@Zyrshnikashnu: Lets take our first serious look into action games with our only recently established race of xenos with only a small fan base. Lets release the game in quantities that might make Space Hulk on PS1 look plentiful, and lets not code it very well.

@Shinra: You do not know where the Eldar are; you could not conceive where they are, monkeigh.

I cant wait to hear n00bs attempt to taunt this game.

Kotaku, you now owe me two pairs of pants today. First golden eye, now this.

@Wolf_Dog: Also, there are enough wii accessories that do nothing that make me realize the same will happen for natal... er... Kinect's new do-hicky.

@Nawara_Ven: Actually the blocked sword problem is quite simple. If you fall too out of sync with your sword swipes you mis-step in your sword play, likely leading to getting tagged or being disarmed.

250 for this new angry xbox

Oh Linkara, where are you to say "Because poor literacy is KEWL!"

@Nitesh Singh: .....?

Ok, I could purchase a real guitar for that price (which I did, and never play).

@Aurailious: Apple having something to do with video games WOULD be a surprise!

@Walking Eye!: May Khane have mercy on you if you chose marines other than space wolves.

The one Rockstar game that isnt about the "gangsta" life style on the "mean streets", and they wont let me play it.... meanies :(.

@r1sefromru1n: Penn and Teller would like a word with you on organic foods.

@ridgecity: damn him....

Put this thing in a sword, let me do the thundercats call!

Comparing the super hero that can do everything to the tablet macbook that cant do most anything?

@Kent: I also just didnt want it to do better than that Drum Master game last gen :p