@ps61318: ...the song from Portal?

@denouement: All the swear words I want to use to indicate my astonishment have religious overtones.

@thewitchandthemoll: That's the rub of it. They consider women doing something that they might find attractive as something immodest. It's all about defining immodesty solely as it pertains to a man's possible sexual impulses.

@DrTHE0P0LIS: I have a similar device, but it's theoretical and is built into my psyche. It transforms people's stupidity in massive laughter instead of anger.

@AndrewWx: Which part are you referring to?

Remember when we thought phones were going to keep getting smaller and smaller?