Mario 64 focused a little more on platforming.

And whether we have the patience for this shit now that we’re not kids with endless free time.

So much this. Go back and play the first Banjo. This is definitely more sparse but not by a lot. Let’s face it the 90s 3D platformer model hasn’t aged well

Right. The complaints here seem to stem from the fact that they really just don’t like that type of game and probably would not enjoy the originals either (or at least enjoy them on a replay if they did enjoy it the first time).

Given chameleons are lizards, I’m not sure the difference is as big as you think it is.

Maradona: “give me money, you broke the rules”

One theory I read elsewhere is that his likeness was included when they struck a deal with Barca that included many of their former club legends’ likenesses.

Are we still saying Fuck Konami? Just want to make sure I’m still appropriating hate in the correct places.

Well, that explanation seems to be ironclad... 

Given the era of the car, it’s pretty clear that the cocaine that’s hidden in the car isn’t distributed evenly.

Akuma killing Akuma in 2 combos!

Remind him to turn off the Wi-Fi so he gets good frame rates.

Those are scammers and they’re infecting just about every listing on Amazon these days.

Those are scammers and they’re infecting just about every listing on Amazon these days.

Umm...

Bad reboots... why did it have to be bad reboots...

#FucKonami
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No, Bomberman is good. But Bomberman doesn’t have the history that Zelda does in quality.

*cough*

You can also pick up a reproduction cart if you don't want to take the time to learn Japanese. http://www.nesreproductions.com/