I’m writing in Tom Bergeron because I think he deserves better than Dancing with the Stars.

Most working models right now were probably in kindergarten when Tobey Maguire was a thing. He has the looks and personality of that guy you vaguely remember chatting with at a party.

Counterpoint: Hearing the crack when your bones are “aligned” is so satisfying.

Page Six reports that Maguire has been making the most of his Pussy Posse membership over the last few months, going to clubs and taking vacations to Ibiza with his best friend and partner in pussy, Leonardo DiCaprio.

I’ve still not heard anything that is even remotely as scary as the “Look at Me” one, but every year I look forward to you wonderful commenters trying to best it.

What happened? SNL was actually funny and entertaining for 90 minutes last night. This hasn’t happened since Tina Fey was head writer 10 years ago.

This episode hasn’t even been out for 24hrs and you put a spoiler in the headline of your article. Was gonna watch tonight. Dammit.

(ok, not kindergarten. preschool. PRESCHOOL.)

I bought a $250 colombia coat last year in March for $79. It was helpful for when it snowed in April.

When I die I will be buried in my Canada Goose (mainly because it is the most expensive item of clothing I have ever owned, or will ever own), but LL Bean has classic styles that are legit warm and well made and your Aunt Martha definitely loves hers! I just ordered their classic coat, which comes in petites and plus…

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

Lol what? She lost her career?? That analysis isn’t based on any sort of fact just feeling, just like Nikki’s double standard above (plenty praised her for her anaconda, plenty criticized Kardashian).

I hope you are right. Every time I see that video from Rio I think “Al would definitely have leaked the tape if he got his hands on it.”

Consider yourself lucky to have lived this long without knowing who this turd was. If only we could all go back to such a simple time.

I support judging grocery stores by their grapes. It’s pretty much the most important part.

Maybe you’re an asshole?

Fun fact, this episode has famous comic book writer Ed Brubaker, who wrote the Captain America: Winter Soldier comic, as a producer and he’s also writing the next episode.

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋