I love love love love love your username.

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

Imagine owning a 24-room castle on a 2.5 acre lot.

Lincoln made a Cosmopolitan back in 1949. Now this excites me.

The book is fantastic and much more detailed, if you can tolerate more.

*cult

Chokers and flannels are back, now Brad and Gwynnie can hook up and our return to the 90's will be complete.

BrexPitt

While knowingly sleeping with a married man or woman is an incredibly shitty thing to do, he is capable of making his own decisions and being faithful to his wife. It would be on him.

Ocean’s 14: Divorced Dad Hangout

My favorite part is the whole “Its fine for me to talk to you this way, but rather than matching my tone you definitely should have been much nicer to me than I was to you so basically the fact that I was a bitch is your fault.” I bet she’s a ton of fun!

“..the audience was saying ‘let him speak, let him speak”

For real. I half expected him to say “Oh thank god.”

I love this woman.

I went to college with Matt! He is a delight and is nice to wait staff.

Feel free to disagree with me. Here’s my take. Choosing chastity as a woman isn’t feminism. Choosing chastity as a woman and having the right to not be judged as less or more of a human being because of it is feminism.

he is certainly part of The Beautiful People

It’s quite a jungle out there.

My absolute favorite part of the show: