HEY! That’s my birthstone you’re talking about!

<3

YESSSSS THANK YOU!!!!!!

So it’s the Real World?

I still have no idea, the credit card would have definitely been declined and there was no indication that there was a recent charge to her account on our end. I think she just got a free cake!

“Gorgeous” is also a Kanye West song. Subtle Shade with song title?

Whenever someone says they have a “strong personality” I always think of Phyllis from the Office from when she told the cameras that’s the reason that she and Angela don’t get along.

I think Gorgeous is about Karlie Kloss and I still want them to have been and to be a couple.

OBSESSED with Let’s Not Meet. Thank you for that suggestion!

This happened to a beer i was drinking yesterday and freaked me the fuck out

I remember this one! I’m so happy you’re okay!

https://www.selfdefenseproducts.com/wild-kat-keychains/

OMG that’s so scary. My boyfriend had an attempted break in through a fire escape last year while we were sleeping. 4:00 am the window at the foot of the bed just slowly started creeping up and holy shit I still shake thinking about that.

I once worked at a huge candy company based in the Georgia where we specialized in southern treats: pralines, taffy, chocolate turtles etc. We also carried cakes and other baked goods that were really popular during Thanksgiving and Christmas time.

STILL terrifies me

I WAIT EVERY YEAR FOR THIS AND I’M SO FREAKING EXCITED!!!!!!!!!

Ugh I just hope that he gets psychiatric treatment before he is released. This individual is seriously disturbed.

I bet she was but she probably didn’t make the submission on time. Typical Lindsay

“At this time, Tom’s still clinging to life. A report that the LAPD confirmed the singer’s death is inaccurate”

Kitten heels are the mullet of shoes