No, negotiations on that fell apart.

Sure but I doubt that was meant to be his big debut.

Wait, is it? What the fuck? They delayed Michael Keaton’s return as Batman by that much?

Not from this production team. I want them to hand the reins over to different creative leads before they attempt a Next-Next Generation.

Season 2 started well, but it’s rapidly gone down the crapper since. Every episode feels like it’s from a different series, and it commits that cardinal sin so many poorly-written modern shows do where it forces its characters to act stupid because the plot requires it of them.

I lean sideways until my head touches the side window, then adjust so that I can just see the rear of the car. Doing it this way, I don’t have any blind spots at all in my car. If someone’s coming up behind me, they appear in my side mirror the second they leave my rearview. The second they leave my side mirror, they…

30 Seconds to Mars came before Requiem.

Look, I can’t help you if you’re not going to bother to read. Literally specified how if it was staged it benefits all parties involved at once.

No, all of that is far more believable than your version. Rock has been making stupid remarks about Jada since before this; it’s a go-to for him for some reason, a lazy standby.

And if the obscurity of GI Jane is an argument against Rock making a joke about it, doesn’t that make it much less likely they’d use such an…

No, I’m sorry, none of that passes the smell test. Your theory is that instead of it just being a guy getting hot in the moment and popping off, he staged an embarrassing moment with a comedian that would likely reflect poorly on both them and the Academy, faked a tearful apology during his big acceptance speech that…

Nah, I don’t buy this conspiracy theory shit. None of what I see in the video comes off as performance, and anyway why would they plan that of all things? How is it going to improve the viewership of a show already in progress? Smith and Rock somehow have a stake in how many people watch the Oscars? Smith would use…

I just find G/O’s recent winky pro-piracy editorial direction (especially concerning Nintendo games) to be so strange. I see this more and more on Kotaku and now here. You could write these articles without the “We’re totally not telling you to pirate lol” tone, so why am I seeing this in every emulation-related story…

Gallagher and Carrot Top have always been known as the bottom of the comedy barrel for doing “prop comedy”. Can we do the same thing to Mike Myers for his “prosthetic comedy”?

I loved Wayne’s World, Axe Murderer, and the first Austin Powers, but it’s like the lesson he’s taken from the latter ever since is that funny…

No one talks about that.

I enjoy being reminded of one of his few funny films.

That’s been Mike Myers in everything after the first Austin Powers, really.

It’s on there. Disc 3.

No, I’m not just talking about his opinions then or now, I’m talking about the fact that he steals emulation code and drove DuckStation’s developer to kill it because of his theft of code. Is that what you’re defending here?

The most recent developments with them were just last month actually. They’re a pretty scummy outfit if you look into them.

Oh I don’t have one; I just saw that listed on the Blu-ray’s features and have dreamed ever since of replicating BTTFTR in my living room.