"rather imperfect racial metaphor"

Abrams made a terrible movie

Yep. Theatrical effects shouldn't be held to the same standard as industrial machinery, where the risk of injury is multiplied by long-term use, but the lack of safety lockouts is a clear f*ckup by the set designers and producers. Why even use hydraulics in the first place? It doesn't have to be "authentic", this…

It's the sane psychopaths you gotta worry about.

Oh. Here I thought this was gonna be one of AV Club's famous Inventory features, but it's just another Great Job Internet.

Here's a hint: if you're using the word "nubile", you're either writing porn, you're a sexist asshole, or both.

He put red wine vinegar in the egg-boiling water.

Eggs Florentine are just such a tragedy. "You were one step away from Eggs Benedict, and you f***ed it up!"

Well, it's no The Food Surgeon, but it hits the same buttons.

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Yeah, but as I mentioned upthread, until recently campaign logos were just the names of the candidates. These icons are relatively new (Obama '08 started it, I think), and not mandatory.

This is exactly why I have trouble with the "left/right" labels in politics. They're backwards: the progressives should be moving forward, to the right.

I can't see Chris Christie as the VP pick. I mean, this logo wouldn't work at *all* with a C. I guess you could use two C's, and make it a boobjob…

Hey, who ever said the Donald doesn't care about women's issues?

I mean yeah, but projecting strength is what a presidential logo is *supposed* to do. I could see Hillary's on a flag, too.

Logo concept doesn't work with an S, though…

A good rule of thumb for Lorne Michaels’ deathless cultural institution
is that the good years are never as good as their reputations suggest,
while the bad years are never as dire as they are rumored to be.

When the fuck did Facebook become the full-time Rant About Politics and Post Pictures of Your Kids channel? Can't we go back to posting pictures of our food or something?

maybe.