That's … insane. Time to buy a thesaurus!

Are they selling you a share of legal ownership in the company? If not, this sounds sketchy as hell to me. I assume you've read the fine print on this…

I could probably build a car from scratch in two weeks, wtf is up with your mechanics?

Who's gonna do the indictment though? It'd have to be the attorney general, and she's an Obama-appointed Democrat: she'll be under tremendous pressure to not indict, especially since I assume she wants a job in a Clinton administration.

Wait, hunh? Why is it our fault?

why the robot was made to look like a pretty girl. It's to make it easier for the robot to trick you and pass the test

Interesting take, not sure I see it. Evidence?

I don't think it's cut and dried that Ava is gendered.

Good point. Counterpoint: Mad Max: Fury Road cares a lot about who Immortan Joe is, and what he's after.

Really great article. But I'm going to argue that Ex Machina doesn't quite belong in this list. Massive spoilers to follow. Yes, absolutely, it's about a woman breaking free of a prison, and it's got some good points to make about objectification and entrapment of women by the patriarchy … but that's just the top…

Oh my god, the bon mot of the century, and you buried it in this wasteland of a comment thread? You fool!

The one that gets me is Rich Kids of Instagram, which started out as a way of making fun of rich teenage twits who post pictures of their Bentley full of Hermes boxes… but then the rich twits found out about it and started submitting their own photos of their disgusting excesses to RKOI to one-up each other.

You win this time, Internet. That is without a doubt the stupidest thing I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of stupid stuff.

I think it was all about tits. What this song had, which others didn't, was an unrated video featuring bare-breasted women prancing around fully-clothed ogling men.

Sure, but with good production planning you can get the same look for a lot less suffering and money. Instead of filming in Alberta where it's 30 below, shoot in Wyoming where it's 10 above and you've got twice as many hours of daylight. The actors will still have a miserable enough time to get that realistic look,…

Yeah, that's not grounds for a Best Actor award, it's grounds for a Most Incompetent Producer award.

Wow. That guy sounds like a lot of fun.

It was a good movie, but what would you nominate it for, and what would you bump off to make room for it?

Crossposted on the Avocado:

Thanks, my knowledge of French history is okay up to Waterloo, and then it's a confused hash of alternating Napoleons and Louises until World War I.