"The world's greatest sporting event"

Don't worry it will be another two decades before that's required again.

What the fucking shit? Am I the only person in the universe that doesn't find this that hilariously funny? It's alright but holy fuck, 2000+ stars? People signing up just to say they laughed for 20 minutes? Has the whole world gone insane?

Silly +1

I agree, he has to be at least a 34D

I mean, yes, those are all reasonable arguments. But come on! I'm a Niners fan and I would not take them unless they were getting 4 or 5 points.

Yea, but Ivory Coast only beat Bowling Green by 3 and were trailing in the 4th quarter, so you can tell they aren't as good as 2010 Ghana.

When will the East Coast-West Coast feud end?? Increase the peace, that's what I say.

Ooh, just brutal. +1

How are the Niners giving points?

I didn't think it was possible but bald Cutler has a face that is 50% more punchable than regular Cutler.

+1 , so dumb, yet so funny

I haven't seen a lefty with a shot that ugly since the White House Easter basketball game.

+1 LOL

OK, psycho. I was making a stupid pun.

The one where you get NFL RedZone.

That's what we in academia call structural racism.

I like his use of the Instagram polarizing filter.

I think the best Falcons-Lions matchup in Europe happened way, way earlier.

Yes you've really captured the pithy spirit of a veteran Deadspin commenter.