Stop! Stop! He's already dead!

+1 I know when I'm dead to writes.

This year's fundraiser for the Progeria Research Foundation was Slayer's most successful yet!

You're a half-asshole for pointing out that typo.

Don't worry no one will get it here.

Double fingers

+1

Also dubious was Incognito's gesture of sending a desert gift basket of Octaroons and Half-black and white cookies

The last time I saw someone penetrate their own goal with a rocket that hard I was...

+1, LOL

This shit isn't two dimensional (because it's liquid)

THAT assumes that the Vikings would have a non-negligible chance of winning a game in overtime.

5 yards short of the end zone! Worst arm in the NFL!

In fairness the Giants do play at AT&T, and it's not clear the Vikings remember which sport they're playing, either.

It was obvious it would not factor into the decision; a 4 point lead for the Vikings with 2 minutes left is absolutely useless.

+1, I am a Vikings fan (shudder) but that should not have been a touchdown.

Stand for 3 hours?

This may complicate David Stern's selection of his successor...

That tattoo reads "MADE IN A FACILITY THAT HANDLES NUTS, SOY, WHEAT, GLUTEN, EGG"

Yea that'd be a blessing