For a Schiano man, once it's down it stays down. This even happens when they push on their skin, but that's edema caused by MRSA.

Literally laughed out loud. Wow. +1. To me that was the best comment of the day.

Spooky Mad Science DUAN:

Because that's how long they take to read?

I'm not seeing a downside...

+100 (four)

Now they've learned how to program computer systems...

Is there some way we can extort Wilf into drafting Manziel? This is so obviously the right move that there is no possible way that it will happen.

I think these types of responses are my favorite type of comment on Deadspin.

LOL even better now! +1 again!

+1 and I don't even get it

Just jreadful.

I think he forgot how irrelevant he is.

Has a family of pigeons buried in the crawl space of his nest.

You said there was a time when McCarver was actually good.

His brothers were reportedly en route to Denver to post his bail later this morning.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did he just say "spoopy?"

TOMS Midnight Riot Canvas Paseos

So that was him!

Not surprising to me that the Jags couldn't fight back— they had just gotten done watching game film with their new defensive coordinator Dr. Ludovico.