Strong take! +1.

I actually thought it was an interesting game. Not a good game, but interesting. The Jets defense is not bad they may actually be a generic 7-9 bad team instead of the cascading 2-14 train wreck everyone is expecting.

More like the red rockets, amirite?

LOL dude you're a fucking loser

Zing! +1

Oh come off it that is obviously hilarious.

That was the joke I was trying to think of! +1

And even correct Capitolization!

Tl,dr. Can someone explain in a sentence why Sean Newell held up that sign?

Nice try, but there's something at play here called The third amendment. If he did in fact touch her illegal quarters, though, then you would have a solid point of order.

I bet this would be good with that Japanese mayo made with cider vinegar.

Been listening to this for 2 weeks straight this is amazing...

This is a legit question... why is the record "without a shark cage?" Doesn't a shark cage seem like a reasonable precaution? Why is performing the feat without it a bigger achievement, which the coverage of this makes it sound like? This is a legit question. Can you rest on the shark cage and therefore it makes the…

Mean mean pride!

I don't think bowling has enough of a following to justify that.

Didn't Werner Herzog make a movie about Tom Ley and bears?

Don't get it :-/

Oh man that is brutal. +1 for the cleverness though.

That joke will be tasteful in 2021.

Too soon! -1