Miami-Dade county native here. I knew this was going to be a pipe dream. The rich locals of said area barely approved of a second stadium to host David Beckham’s Intermiami FC, and the Ultra Dumb Music Festival (I think it’s what it’s called **wink**), among other things. There’s a bit saltiness from the taxpayer butt…

that beige looks like a scene out of office space

I really hope they can erect justice and penetrate the status quo. this is a real phallacy....

at least it wasn’t an incontinen-tal trip....

I’ve been looking through the comments for this exact metaphor. My search is over. I can rest now.