More like (wo)manspologizing.

I SHALL BE THIS BEAR

She was great in iron man. Or was it iron man 2?

Femmesplaining? 

I fondly look forward to Bears in Pools Season now that we celebrate it on the interwebs. It never gets old. I love that this bear appreciates the jets. The mama and baby bears swimming and hanging out and rippin up the noodles and floaters and clawing up the vinyl bottom of some whiny kid’s Barbie pool made my month…

I am not this bear, but I have a mimosa waiting for him.

I would vote for this bear in 2020. Nay, 2018. 

You think Pruitt isn’t affecting the animal kingdom? They are stressed the F out too!

This bear is the hero I need today. 

What she’s not being is calcualted.  She is saying what she thinks: she doesn’t give a fuck.  How much more clear can she make it, aside from actually saying, “I don’t give a fuck.”  This is her.  

I haven’t seen it yet! Worth it?

Don’t argue with a German when it comes to paperwork.

Netflix is doing this annoying thing where it’s gettkng rid of movies and shows in favor of original content, but I think it’s still worth it. Hulu does this annoying thing where you need to have a cable subscription to watch a lot of shows on certain channels (I thought that was the case with Taboo?) Between Netflix…

ALL DAY ERRDAY!!!

Yeah, that weird “bite” to get through a sausage casing is usually a big fat NOPE for me.

Damn, I guess when they say “Everything in Australia wants to kill you”, they mean the internet service too.

Man you weren’t kidding about dumb stuff, huh?

My first date with my new-ish bf we both said we don’t want kids and marriage isn’t a huge end goal. I’ve been married once and don’t feel the need to do it again unless I’ve been with someone for several years. Most of our peers still think marriage is the goal after a year or two of dating and he and I both do not…

you and i are actually very similar. i don’t want children (obvs since i’m considering getting my tubes tied). i’m less concerned with getting married, though i would like a stable life partner.

A combination of the fear of death/aging and a society that totally supports 45 year olds acting like 12 year olds while the women of the world clean up after and tend to them.