Because something something outrage.

LOVE the second one. 

Last week I told one of the nagbags I was gonna fuck every bloke I know and have god knows how many babies out of wedlock until my vagina falls out. I’m not sure whether she was more shocked with me saying I’d have loads of kids, or my swearing lol. Also around here, they really don’t like it when you adopt or foster…

I’ve lived in the same county all my life, and moved to this small town when I was six months old. It’s still going on, although the ones who are really nasty about it are slowly but surely dying off. I’m hoping as they go, the outdated attitudes will as well

Yep, does not compute.

Tomorrow’s tweetstorm will be about how uncivil Elizabeth Warren is for talking about “cages” instead of “illegal alien containment devices”.

Byzantine, Viking, and medieval in origin

Ever see suits of armor worn by ancient kings in a museum? Marvel at the idea that a towering figure in history was about five foot nothing, 100 and nothing pounds?

Ain’t got nothing on my boy:

How can we do this to other human beings?  

i just... no words.

Since I suspect you’ve talked to enough detainees from both types to make this judgment, how do CBP facilities compare to the private contracted ones for both food and housing?

I’ve become partial to Softcups for period sex. Best part about them, you can pass out afterwards and deal with the mess in the morning. 

Normally I don’t care when a child was born or conceived either - it’s not my child and not my business. But since Bristol and her family make such a big deal about sex outside of marriage (even now, after Sarah and Todd have 3 grandchildren “conceived in sin”, they’re still insisting everyone should live by the rules…

Oh man, I’m gonna have to listen to that commentary.

People use this phrase A LOT in my hometown. I grew up in a tiny town in the south that still has cotillions and debutant balls. Im 29 now but I remember going home to visit family when I was 20 and this girl who graduated with me got pregnant like a month after dating this older guy. Her family super rushed her…

I have two babies out of wedlock and no one has really said anything negative about it, not to my face at least. 

My father and I watch these on a regular basis. They’re pretty perfect movies. Ron and Selma Blair (she’s such a badass honey) are like the only movie couple with a ridiculous age gap I support. 

I love the hellboy movies, and I generally don’t like the comic book movies. Del toro is amazing and my favorite. 

Expressing disapproval of government is American as fuck. They should count themselves lucky we haven’t thrown anything into harbors yet.