Epictetus knew F***K all about ADHD

When he made the trip to Parkland it was also only 40 minutes or something from Mar-a-Lago where he was already going for the weekend for a... fundraiser. He spent a couple hours on, I believe, that Friday evening at the hospital(smiling and thumbs upping like a jackass) and then spent all day Saturday not doing…

Or maybe someone will meet with him and go all Mrs. Kitner on him.

“We feel very strongly that we shouldn’t give things away, because when you have to work for something it gives you a sense of self efficacy,” Foley told Vice.

In unrelated news geologists have discovered a hitherto unsuspected level of rock bottom.

The fun part is when he tosses bulletproof vests to the kids.

Down today as well another 300 points... mostly due to the unneeded trade war with our allies.... I say again... Trump is treating our closest allies like enemies, and are most brutal enemies like bosom buddies.

Context: He’s meeting with the Santa Fe families, but that’s incidental to the $5,000/plate fundraiser that he’s actually in town for.

They can’t pay their bills and everything is going to Hell.

I think, after the next school shooting, the survivors and the families should just refuse to meet with him. Maybe make public statements about how he, his administration, and his party refuse to do anything to stop them and therefore they do not want to speak with him. His ego would demand that he then start…

Wasn’t Blagojevich convicted because he tried to sell Barack Obama’s Senate seat?

I’m sure when the grieving parents see that he came, they’ll cheer right up.

Donald J. Trump: putting the FUN in funeral.

Trump is not just incompetent, he is evil.

I take sugar and olive oil (jojoba mixed in if I have any), mix up, and that is my body scrub.

I take sugar and olive oil (jojoba mixed in if I have any), mix up, and that is my body scrub.

If nothing else, this is a long-overdue fuck you to former Governor Jim Thompson, who led the fight against the ERA in Illinois back in 1982 and was the reason we were the major state outside of the South to vote against a completely reaosnable amendment.

THANK YOU

This reminds me of how you can kill wasps with a syrupy mixture of blue dawn and water. best delivered via red solo cup, of course!

This reminds me of how you can kill wasps with a syrupy mixture of blue dawn and water. best delivered via red solo…

Trump and KK were made for eachother.

Here’s another homemade tip. This is a huge tub for slightly less than $7. I’d go for the non-hydrogenated stuff just to avoid the presence of nickel.

Here’s another homemade tip. This is a huge tub for slightly less than $7. I’d go for the non-hydrogenated stuff…